Wow Apple just got beat up by a little girl.

If IP68 is all you’re going for, you can also get a bumper case for a Sony Xperia Z3/3+ and get on with it. Advantages of having an SD card port too.

WILEY!!! whoseagoodboyyesyouareyesyouare

Someone should set his income to the lowest setting. I suspect his abilities in resolving that would be vastly superior to those involving the computer.

hah, I’ve had to deal with kindergarten class computers. Ten pounds of crayon shavings in the chassis. Did you know the rear exhaust fan of a workstation makes a great cheese grater?

Then make it legal to repeatedly dickpunch anyone caught manspreading. Society will solve its own damn problems when people can’t follow rules.

Total tie. I once watched a man take a huge dump on the A train right after I got on at Fulton station. That is not a fun ride under the river to Brooklyn. Second was the Bart in San Francisco, a homeless man who decided to drop his pants right in front of my wife and wiggle his bits at her. Dude behind him was an…

Is it that freaking hard to use common sense and not reach for something with exposed rotors spinning fast enough to sustain flight?

I have a better fix:

First time I played the full version of DOOM.... for hours on end ‘till 1~ 2 AM

Because you’re white and filled with misplaced guilt. I’m also guessing that you were born here too, so you had it hammered in your head about the evil ways of the white man in the early stages of this country. I’m Romanian born and as such am speaking as an outsider. It’s not racist, if anything it’s the exact…

Right, the black people are 100% innocent in these cases and aren’t going for the whole martyrdom angle for whatever cause they think they’re championing. A great man once said: “if they kill you on their TV you’re a martyr and a lamb of god, but if you die when no one’s watching, your ratings drop and you’re…

Looks like on some of these clips all they really reused was the timing. While Snow White and Sleeping Beauty had live action footage of an actress in costume as reference (as many disney films did), Robin Hood and Beauty and the Beast were all ultimately referencing live action human reference of actors that didn’t…

5.2 rating of North Korea can probably be attributed to fearless leader himself.

Phablet.

“Hack” to describe doing anything.

Inches? Inches? 7.62cm please. Ironic, isn’t it? :-)

Texting in the shower is for noobs.

I guess I got “raped” a lot as a child. But I never got measles.