Most importantly, it goes up to 11.

as a fellow european I would like to invite you to get unto fuck, partake of the spas and pleasures there and kindly do not pollute my eyes with your specious objectionable rubbish based on an almost certainly invented anecdote you’ve use to justify your transphobia.

My twin boys and I have strange ears. We tried many earbuds that would fit our ears. They popped right out. I ended up buying ourselves Sennheiser Momentum 2 over-ear headphones. Bulky, wired, and expensive, sure, but great comfort and sound quality.

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

What a confusing and exciting time.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Greatest tweet of all time.

Nope, definitely not a vegan. Not even close.

Don’t forget the awesome sound track - Orbital, Prodigy, Underworld, etc. How many 80’s kids first going into techno music because of this movie? All of us.

We soldiers don’t like you marines getting called soldiers either.

I am an Android user. I am an Apple user. I mostly use Android phones, and other Apple gadgets. When will YOU guys at Gawker, and general trolls on both ends, realize that with Apple products it’s never about the specs. Ever.

Brain fart.

nope nope nope nope nope

Apple fanboys say Android features aren’t that important until they get them.

As a very outspoken concealed-carry advocate who is 99% sure this article will have an argument about guns in the comments, let me just be the first to say I completely agree that running away is the right thing to do. I don’t carry a gun in my home state, because apparently single women living alone who’ve been…

My friend’s sister is one of the last women in the training program. It’s so amazing. She’s so amazing. Fuck it—they’re ALL so amazing.

Attended Burning Man back in 2001 was a great experience. Mainstream popularity has killed this event... especially after being flooded by hoardes of “mundanes” - Frat boys/girls, Tech uber rich assholes with personal chefs, Coachella douche-bags.

I had a connecting flight from STL to NY once that changed the way I think about life forever. Yes, life. At the time it was what I considered a really bumpy ride; like those big dips like you take on a roller coaster and my ass was lifting up out of the seat. I was scared, so were others. Then it hit me. What’s the…