This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

They didn’t specify what type of enthusiast...The owner could derive his/her enthusiasm from watching this poor Porsche suffer.

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

Yeah but his eyes go dark, darker than any darkness you’ve ever witnessed before. And then he yells “Hark! Hark! Neptune.” 

Your Ferrari F430 looks somewhat better than this Ferrari Testarossa.