annoyingbookworm
AnnoyingBookworm
annoyingbookworm

Probably because the law of Moses was fulfilled by the death and resurrection of Christ, so the dietary restrictions in Leviticus no longer apply. And since Easter is a celebration of that resurrection, what better way to mark the occasion than by eating something that’s allowed as a result of it!

Getting your period, while annoying, can still be a relief because it means that you’re not pregnant.

Not necessarily... if you have a partner who uses the app, Clue has a “Clue Connect” feature so they can share their cycle info with you. So you could get notifications like “watch out, your partner is likely to be PMS-ing for the next couple days!”

“Foot” in this context may be a euphemism for “penis.”

It becomes a pre-tax savings account. If you’re lucky enough to never need to use it for medical, then you can withdraw it when you’re 65.

“What kind of job with a $35,000 salary is negotiable?” A high school teacher.

I made the mistake of telling Grandpa how my three-year-old was saving up for a particular toy. Next thing I knew, Grandpa had bought it for her... >.<

Absolutely agree with #1. InvisibleHand is how I knew where to find the cheapest price for that one toy my daughter has been begging for for Christmas!

Bananas! (Never worked retail, just bought them at the self-check yesterday.)

This won’t let you avoid ALL human contact, but Walmart’s grocery pickup service lets you order online. When your time slot comes you just sit in the parking lot and they come put the groceries in your trunk for you—all you have to do is sign for the groceries.

10^2 of size 1x1, 9^2 of size 2x2, 8^2 of size 3x3, ... 2^2 of size 9x9, 1^2 of size 10x10. S0 10^2 + 9^2 + .... +2^2 + 1^2 = 385.

I usually get up an hour before my husband. Most days, the gradually increasing wakes me a few minutes before it reaches full power, so I turn it off before it gets there. Husband generally wakes up a little bit from the light, but then goes straight back to sleep once I turn it off. Much less obnoxious than a

I usually get up an hour before my husband. Most days, the gradually increasing wakes me a few minutes before it

They also do it by using athletes. Get them at the top of their game for the “after,” and do the “before” while they’re injured or pregnant, when they haven’t been able to keep up their usual fitness routine.

For me, it’s “I want to listen to ALL of such-and-such artist’s albums in order”. You can’t do that anymore—it’s “shuffle all” or only one album at a time. :(

My question is, how is that legal? Wouldn’t calling something “pumpkin” when it doesn’t actually contain any pumpkin be considered false advertising?