Right you are. He was in the driver’s seat. Assuming he has one, his agent let him down in not exercising that bit of common sense.

Trusting a team that took Johnny Manziel in the first round to make smart draft decisions with even more picks is like trusting an alcoholic to watch the bar.

We moved 14 years ago, and at the time we cut everything down to the bare bones, and only brought things to the new house that were absolutely essential and we could not live without.

My wife is attached to her stuff, me not so much. It’s never been the subject of any serious arguments, but a lot of eye-rolls and heavy sighs every time we try to clean out a closet or the storage space. And then, this year, as we were trying to winnow down the 12 huge containers of holiday decorations that are all…

Say what you will about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure.

I still haven’t gotten over “Shakespeare in Love” winning best picture over “Saving Private Ryan”.

So the police officer who just witnessed this act of violence was surrounded by a mob of people who also just witnessed this act of violence. Am I fucking reading this right?

those are good parents. Their kid often doesn’t finish a race and yet they still freeze their asses off in support. nice.

He still needed safety help though.

I wasn’t trying to cast aspersions, it was and is my opinion, because he was a danger to others as well as himself. I hope that if he needs help he gets help, but this is more than a poor decision, this is a serous offense, he was ASLEEP at the wheel, when’s the last time you were asleep at the wheel, which your car…

I don’t know it’s hard to blow a .21 without having built up a tolerance. Feeling like shit will usually stop you before you get to that point. There could be something to the substance problem.

But he won a Super Bowl! That means he has overcome all his flaws through hard work and good character!

Not joy. Just all idiotic tweets from people lacking any and all self awareness. Which is 99% of them, but still.

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.