Send a fucking tip. U spamming the comment section isnt going to get this covered. Dude your own hypocrisy is showing.

Does Kidman have a teeny tinsy head or is it that Keith has a huge noggin?

A friend of mine recently reminded me of a sleepover at our third friends house (when we were 11) where the parents had really loud sex while we were trying to sleep then our friend got up when we heard them finish and said “I like to get them water when they’re done, they’ll be so thirsty.” Um WTF, I’d blocked that…

Once the cat got explosive diarrhea in the master bedroom and my daughter came in while I was scrubbing the carpet and told me to clean it really well because that wasn’t a smell anyone would want to smell while you were in bed “hugging and touching each other’s faces.”

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

This was my first full calendar year of sobriety and there is a Sephora near where most of my meetings are so yup, VIB Rogue this year and I don’t know how to feel about it. Pride? Disgust? At least it wasn’t booze?

I can’t believe that story’s still going around when it’s FAAAAAKE.

It is frightening how much the Republicans want to end the transparency of the democratic process.

My pick would be Katy Tur, who was pretty fearless in her reporting of the Trump campaign. Yes, the media in general really let us down with all the free air time for Trump and its BS of falsely equating Hillary using a private server with whatever atrocity Trump happened to be doing or saying or promising, but Tur…

This is probably awful (it is awful) but I’m hoping Kanye plays the inauguration and goes into full meltdown mode and starts screaming about how he wants to run in 2020 and about how Donald Trump is a liar and a fraud.

I think this was the woman who was interviewed by This American Life in their last episode. Don’t dismiss her, she had a lot of very smart things to say and everything she said about how congress works is absolutely correct.

Just a note to weigh in: I am aggressively not doing the things on this list and also drinking.

hooked a pentagram rug

nah

Have you seen the BLM one?

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Not all journalists are white.

I can’t think of a legit reason for my boyfriend to have my account and phone passwords. He has his own accounts and phone. Why would he need mine? Absent some actual suspicions about something, why would I demand that he give me his? I don’t believe that just because I’m part of a couple, I have to give up all…

Don’t ignore your gut feeling. Several years ago, I dropped my daughter off at preschool and ran into the new summer teacher who I hadn’t met before. I instantly felt something was off about him. He made me uncomfortable. Turns out, he molested nearly all of the girls in the class that summer. One of the only reasons…