What a great idea! I especially love that you made it sexually violent! That’s so appropriate, in the context of a ceremony about love and caring!

Yeah, the royal College of Anaesthesiologists in Britain is calling bullshit on this and other ‘sleeping gas robberies’.

... To make such a comparison is akin to who’s stronger superman or the hulk.

repressive...and male-dominated...a woman is considered a male’s property,

Sorry, chum.

but not a...

It’s not necessary to transcribe your laughter.

aaaaaaand....scene.

I’m not your buddy, friend!

I love Batman. I love TDKR.

“Morning butt. The worst butt of the day.”

You should wipe yourself clean after jacking off. The reason you can’t pee straight is pubes that are pasted over the end of your willy.

IKR? One time my wife found my penis in there!

In Canada, (WHO CARES), we say ‘Buddy’ to refer to someone whose name we don’t know.

I thought I was a gamer. Hell, I used to be hardcore, back in the 90s.

What a great choice of a lesson to teach your kids:

Some people call tank tops for men “wife beaters” in ironic reference to the kind of guy you typically see in one.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

There it is.

You may be a woman, but I identify as a you-are-a-man-baby. :p