Hahaha, the best/worst thing about it was that she’d been making fun of his light-up deer for weeks because one had a broken antler, so he’d put up a sting of lights wrapped around a wire hanger rather than buying a new one. She tore out the hanger and hid it back in his bushes so he knew they weren’t just all knocked…

Bravo, lady! Bravo.

Is your mom seeing anyone right now? *holds out ring*

A colleague died at our holiday party. Major coronary on the dance floor. 

I hope she chewed extravagantly.

I kind of love your mom?

My husband works for a company that’s incredibly conservative. I generally hate his holiday party because I feel like it’s impossible to have fun, I always have to monitor what I say so I don’t let my evil atheist liberal views slip. ANYWAYS, about 15 years ago when the company was still relatively small, they invited…

This story isn’t so much disastrous as it is petty, and full of intricate white-people neighborhood relation nonsense.

They’re never gonna survive unless they get a little crazy, amirite?

I would have made a sexy Tumblr of this but alas...

I feel like there should be some Seal News and the leading story is “What young seals are doing now will shock you! Tonight our reporter talks about the new craze hitting the beach this fall Ealing and how you can identify if your seal pup is doing it too.”

This is how journolists need to deal with Rump. Stop covering everything he says. You can easily cover the President without ever talking about him except in general terms.

It annoys me to no end that Trump cannot sit up straight like an adult. It’s a petty thing to harp on considering how many other things there are about him that I hate. But I hate that he sits like he’s on a toilet or folds his arms like a pouting child. How hard is it to sit up straight in your seat? 

Soooo Forbes can’t come up with one god damn accomplishment but still considers her powerful. Hmm...sounds about white. Oh you’re a white, rich woman who hasn’t done shit, well let’s send you to the top quarter of the list! Get the F out of here with this nonsense Forbes.

You know who is promoting women in science? Actual women in science are promoting women in science. Ivanka hasn’t done s#!t. “Be Best”, indeed. If that is her best, maybe she should have done something else.  That applies to The First Lady and Melania as well.

We are all this guy...

Really mystifying. HRC and MO have ten times the power that Daughterwife does, but then again, what do you expect from Forbes? This is the magazine that published an op-ed about how you (i.e. men) should never marry a “career woman”. Forbes really doesn’t WANT women having money or power.

Ivanka’s mere presence in the White House lends white women voters a kind of a womanly self-righteousness that willfully blinds them to all the fucked up things that the Trump admin is doing to women. By “supporting” her so effortlessly, i.e. buying her book, praising her outfits, and…

After all Ivanka is his daughter wife