I admit that I only know him from "#beautiful" (his duet with Mariah Carey that was supposed to have been her comeback in 2013), but not damn his voice isn't silk. Also, I will never forget my friend announcing plans to go to his concert with a declarative "I am going to get pregnant in the air".

Small...mice.

Ducks eat mice.

DUCKS eat MICE.

I’m more of a coffee guy myself, but ginger tea is a miracle drink which tastes great and settles your stomach. So there. 

I like hot tea, but for every one cup of smooth flavorful tea I make ten bitter mediocre cups. I mostly buy tea to make ice tea in the summer.

He’s like if a pukka shell necklace was a person.

I love butter lettuce! It’s one of the few greens that don’t taste like dirt and a burning tire had a baby. 

I don’t think researchers entirely know yet. It could be the higher caffeine content, but I think it’s come out that even decaf has a laxative effect, so it would hint that it’s a currently unknown substance in the coffee itself.

But her lettuce.

So, what in coffee makes me shit?

It’s not bullshit.  It’s tolerance.  If you are used to coffee, you will not feel the caffeine in tea.

Hi - North Carolina here. Have you tried mixing in ungodly amounts of sugar and then chilling it?

See, I’ve found I’m quite sensitive to the caffeine in coffee—I can drink it in the morning, then find myself still bouncing off the walls at midnight, so for that reason, I don’t drink it. However, tea doesn’t seem to have much of an impact on me, and my “armchair scientific hypothesis” is that the lower caffeine in…

It literally tastes like soapy poison to me. I don’t know if it’s a thing like some people have with cilantro, where genetics make it taste bad (for the record, I like cilantro), but it absolutely ruins anything it’s in for me.

The claim not to feel the caffeine in tea is clearly bullshit; I definitely feel it, and use it to pep me up without the time-consuming laxative properties of coffee.

Oh god this is the post I have been waiting for because when coworkers and friends are bemoaning the Romaine situation, for days on end I’ve had to zip my lip and not say “Yes, it’s terrible, so glad I have my winter garden” and then be smug about how my Malabar spinach, regular spinach?, red leaf lettuce, Bibb…

We non-coffee drinkers need something to perk us up in the morning too, and tea does the trick! I love Diet Coke for an afternoon caffeine rush, but cracking one before the sun is fully up makes me feel way too white trash.

Yup. No lie there. The most offensive thing I’ve found, outside of the taste, is that tea often makes you MORE THIRSTY. What the fuck is that? 

I have a question: HOW DARE YOU?

I like iced tea, it’s cold and bitter, like my heart.