Maybe she had to pick up his impala carcasses one too many times

Kim looks like a poorly made Cher wax figure.

Lololololol, I’m sorry, that’s funny.

I watched this whole thing laughing my ass off. My two cats are indoor cats, but I have a sizable screened in porch that lizards and frogs still frequently get into. Not that I’ve ever seen any of the lizards or frogs fight back, and I spend a lot of time rescuing them before they get dead. But several times, girl cat…

My mom had this paperback out from the library and the cover scared the FUCK out of me. God love her, she made a fake cover out of a brown paper bag so I wouldn’t have to see it, but just knowing it was there frightened me, so one night I snuck out to the living room, ripped the real cover off, replaced the paper bag…

I HATE ET and Alf so much.

You were a pretty existential kid.

My worse fear as a child was to be turned into a zombie. I would still be self aware and could feel my body rotting around me. I also knew I was eating people yet I couldn’t stop. I was scared of what would happen when my body finally rotted away to nothing. What would be left of my consciousness or soul?

“...disgustingly beautiful women who could make a burlap sack look couture.”

Proof that our first impression tends to be the right one.

Kanye West getting excited because they both wrote the date down the same way in a book just blows my mind. ' it was meant to be'. Omg, get this man some help. 

U.S. evangelicals are also wreaking havoc in Eastern Europe and Russia.

And yeezy’s are just white sneakers. 

US evangelical missionaries had a lot to do with getting that law on the books. As they are losing the argument in the US and western Europe, they are sadly taking their anti-gay message to many African nations.

Museveni, despite how loathesome he might be, got it exactly right though: the Kardashian-Wests are nothing more than American entertainment stars. I bet most Ugandans have more pressing concerns to focus on.

My opinion of Kim has gone from incredibly low to a slow but steady up and she established herself as a seemingly intelligent business woman and started to seem kind of “woke” and now it is just fucking nose diving in flames.  

It’s almost interesting to watch how that couple is losing the concept of shame.

Hot take: fuck Kim Kardashian, and fuck Kanye West! I am sick of hearing about them! I am sick seeing them! Kanye is an open Rump supporter! Kim is the epitome of Late Capitalist American Emptiness and Excess! I wish they both would go the fuck away!! Why the fuck do they think it is their place to meet with the…

Let’s also not forget the Ugandan Anti-homosexuality Act signed into law by this fuck-knuckle in 2014 which implements life imprisonment for anyone engaging in homosexual acts. (It was the death penalty until this was internationally vilified).

But hey, he got some sneakers!