As someone who’s had “work” done on my face in the past...honey, that’s filler, and a fuckload of it at that.

Sweet jesus them fillers.

What the WHAAAT!! Her old hairline must be half way down her scalp. 

No, that’s a Real Housewife of Orange County.

You say you can’t blame her for feeling the way she does and then immediately tell her to...stop feeling the way she does. Or least stop feeling the way she does publicly. You can go ahead and screw all the way off. 

Hold up. Gwen Stefani is 50. If this really is Gwen, then I quit.

Oof. She is many a midwestern mom's  #goals here. 

Can we have a movie about HER instead??

What in the fresh Heidi Montag hell is this?!?

#worsthoneymoonever

NOOOOO. I’m literally crying in McDonald’s right now.

Why is she responsible for her brother’s company one she has no affiliation with whatsoever? Do you have any siblings. I would rather be fed to piranhas than held responsible for my siblings actions or politics. All you can do is control yourself.

I like this quote because it makes it seem like professions are the key element of characters. Like, there can’t be chefs who are different from each other; a chef moves and speaks in a chefly way, is motivated by chefdom alone, and has an inner life entirely comprised of being a chef.  That’s good acting!

Not fuckable at all!

WHY is nobody else squigged out by the make-up wiping thing?!?!  IT’S SO GROSS AND CONTROLLING AND I HATE IT SO MUCH

Ha!  i thought it was “Pole Danson” :)

As a Denverite, I can say with authority that Post Malone is, essentially, a Wook. He has money, and leans more hip-hop than some, but if he tried to ask me for drugs on 16th Street while rambling about how he REALLY understands something, I wouldn’t even blink. Trustafarians have evolved, and it ain’t pretty.

Johnny Depp IS a Texas Belt Buckle.

Texas Belt Buckle? Please tell me that’s not real. God, men are so obsessed with their dicks.

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