Ostriches are not to be tested.

Why is there no one in the pool with him? Aaaahhhhh. Is it just the tub?

That’s a semicolon. You colon.

This is sad for everyone including bobcat. I imagine spiralling into hysteria and dying of rabies is terrible. Also bobcats are quite small, I’m not saying little and weak but they are not big and slightly bigger than some housecats.

Thank you. I take it proudly I am queenking of the parental holidays.

You did something amazing. I’m amazed you are wonderful. Thanks for being amazing.

Some people don’t know what they want. Dating is weird. Just consider yourself as experienced with those who don’t know what they like so you can catch that quicker with the next one. Woman aren’t being fickle we just have to really research what we are getting into. I texted a friend that has DL casual flirted in the…

Finally found the Essense of why I want to tell K K to go catch a dick and put on big girl panties. How incredibly rude, she must think we all just did some calligraphy so now we can rewrite the constitution. I also have unbridled contempt for the people mishandling our country by being the worst and attorneys but I’m…

I’m your mom and dad and I have the biggest butt I just don’t think you can see it because your tall.

I made guns illegal it’s just they won’t let me give them all back to Russia.

I’m actually a shade grown agri eco pro bono earth saving rocket psiopsychologist I just need the badge cause I lost it hiking.

I made the fashions but then Anna wintour stole it from me because my magazines came unglued.

I’m Jacque Cousteau cause I have a paddle board but my mustache fell off so no one knows.

Oh man I totally invented a Tesla after watching a video on AC/DC I just didn’t now how to dress as a I was a venture capitalist.

Everybody please flag cookwcrans and the spillddijets. PSA. They trollin. It’s like misogynist white guy prostitution. Sorry prostitutes.

Wow dude you think coerced sex equals greater intimacy. What happened to your brain?

People who don’t want to believe wingnut buttpuss guys are wingnut buttpuss guys are usually wingnut buttpuss guys who are scared of people who know they are wingnut buttpuss guys.

What would she have to avenge. I guess all these women that didn’t become Cosby’s costar were just vengeful because he rejected their sex? Same with Weinstein? They just didn’t want the guy and turned down all the roles after. Why do you go online and admit you are such an idiot? I know your trolling but cmon it’s so…

Wow you calling sexual assault by Chris Hardwick a witch hunt akin to hanging 9 year old girls en masse that had been sexually assaulted by the only people who could write and thereby testify in a court, priests. What did you do?

Are you thinking of Ashley Judd or Sojourner Truth because it’s been 140-23 years and they are just starting to get some long due process. Is that what hurts your small feefees?