IMO, and I can’t speak for everyone, the way you keep referring to this conflict as if it’s a childish concept they should get over is off-putting.

She has wayyyyyyyyyyy too much filler. So does Lana, who I used to think was stunning. I prefer a cut cheekbone, like Angelina Jolie or Michelle Pfeiffer. I don’t know why these chicks think this looks good. It looks really puffy to me. It makes them look heavier.

I saw Escape From LA in theaters, and I will not rest until I watch this new sequel.

Wait.  When I die, I want to glitter bomb the universe with MY soul. 

Is that Olivia Munn? It looks Lana Del Rey or something.

“I’ll be honest, I hated the first movie, which was terribly written.”

I find it wild that presumably* the reason Chrissy came after Courtney so hard is because Chrissy found it distasteful and offensive to her “feminist” sensibilities that Courtney rode a sexualized public persona** and juicy tabloid-ready marriage to fame...which is, ahem, EXTREMELY ironic considering Chrissy…

WN (why not)?

“- Commit to educating self about coercion, SA (sexual assault), and how to be a proactive ally”

I don’t really have a hard time believing that a young teen (Beyonce was born in ‘81) could see the Spice Girls on TV and think “fuck, I want to be MASSIVE like that” even if her interest and work in music started before that. There’s a difference between being in a kiddie band and being inspired to take over the…

I mean I hope Kim ships the whole mausoleum back to Italy and redecorates entirely with pink and purple faux fur like a 12 yr old girl. 

And it’s all relative too, like I have legs that work very hard for me that require little maintenance, but I know other people might not have that. But then those other people might have things about their body that they appreciate, like maybe they have a really keen sense of taste, or they’re double jointed, or…

Like most American women I have struggled with my body image in a pretty casual, every day way. Like, it bums me out, makes me feel insecure, but my relationship with my body has never been one of the largest dictators of my lifestyle. So the body positivity movement has never been a community I feel comfortable in.…

Now Mac is the voice of reason these days:

I love Jezebel from a few years ago. Now I mostly skim things to just get to the commenters. This is the best site for reading opinions and thoughts from great people around the world. I’m going to be really sad when it goes away (I assume it will based on the other sister sites). I just wish the old writers were back.

Yeah, this...

Google is, like, just so difficult to use. Am I right?

My boss told me about them splitting up while his stepdaughter was in the store, and the 13 year old was like “Oh, isn’t Bill Gates the charity guy?”

And then I shriveled up and died because I am ancient and apparently his rebranding effort worked

Joan, stop proving what an ignorant asshole you are.