My cat is an escape artist and I have spent many hours of my life calling her name through the neighborhood streets with tears streaming down my face like the deranged cat lady that I am. So I find myself, for the first time in my life, shockingly sympathetic towards Bloom and Perry.

Has anybody checked Rachel Bloom’s shed?

My MOST generous reading of this is that she might have grown up in an environment where that word was used casually and frequently. It’s not the same thing as the normalization of the n-word within African-American communities, but if I squinted really hard (I’m not inclined to do so for Cardi) I could see how…

Ma’am, ma’am...this is an Internet Wendys.

Every time I see anything on Hammer Im reminded his name isn’t for stage. Same thing every time. Why did he pick that, I ask myself. *google* Oh his name is Armand Hammer so “armie is a nickname.” Cue forgetting in 5m then googling 3-6 months later.

Bc their arms weren't strong enough? Cmon you gotta combine both elements 

Guess they were unable to hammer out whatever problems they had between them.

As someone who loves Florence Pugh, that relationship, and her reaction to the criticism she gets, makes me so sad. She takes it all as an attack on her and her ability to make her own choices as an adult, when it’s not that at all. It is the gross ass man in a relationship with someone half his age—taking advantage…

What the fuck is the snark with Bill Nye?!? And doubly so on a video educating people on the use of masks? You often talk about “reading the room,” so read the fucking room.

I binged the most recently available season of KUWTK at the start of self-isolation, and watching Kourtney on it was like watching The Truman Show. The premise of KUWTK is so dumb it seems harmless, but it still looked like she was being tortured by having to be there and try to reason with her sisters/mom/producers…

Don’t be hard on yourself for knowing. Seriously. I had someone ask me why I knew any of the horseshite being spewed by these idiots (I had been asked a question and without thinking rattled off an answer without even looking up as I worked on something) with everything going on in the world right now. I know BECAUSE…

Martha McSally is going to be remembered as one of the biggest fails in Senate history. There hasn’t been a Democratic Senator from Arizona in 25 years, until Krysten Sinema beat McSally outright in 2018. Then Doug Ducey tried to make her feel like notaloser by giving her John Kyle’s old seat, and now Mark Kelly is…

If there’s anything that 2000, 2004, and 2016 taught me is never to trust the white American voter.

Yeah, my take is similar.

FYI (since Jezebel is apparently sweeping this under the rug), Maria Sherman’s popular “stolen dog” article was recently updated with a very detailed response from the “influencer”(/animal rescue owner), Brittany Littleton. Littleton also denies Jezebel’s claim that they contacted her for a quote before the story was…

Jesus Christ, the thirst. It must be painful existing as a one dimensional caricature. I’m willing to wager that not one of these vapid poseurs has ever cracked a book open.

First off Westbrook is 40, and really should be ashamed of herself.

Brie Larson single-handedly shook and triggered tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, fragile incel cucks and the dumb women who crave their unwashed dicks, that I will love her forever. The fact that she did this and led to them claiming they would boycott her and “Captain Marvel” and then it went onto make…

They look like dusty old Dollar Tree flowers / plants... I am actually mad at them.

I know I’ll be talking to the void here, but I’ve been reading Jezebel for years because I don’t know another website like it (maybe because I haven’t done enough research). But in the last X amount of time I’ve grown very tired.