Ugh. The diaper change where people are eating is so disgusting! Not OK.

Kris Humphries is a free agent, so I doubt he and Kim are getting too settled in NYC (unless they think this season isn't going to occur).

I am super pregnant and have yet to leak any pee, I swear. It doesn't happen to most women.

My mother in law does this. She firmly believes that sour cream can't go bad because it's already sour, and blue cheese can't because it's already moldy. I made a baked brie for Thanksgiving last year, and she texted me to tell me they were eating the leftovers and they were delicious on December 21.

A fair number of people's jobs depend on the Housewives franchise continuing, so I don't think it's the absolute last thing. That said, I think the only tasteful thing for Bravo to do if they do keep the show going would be to re-edit and film and completely eliminate Russell from the show. And to donate a hefty chunk…

I don't even know where to begin with this. How can you not tell the difference? Why are you "honking" at this poor girl's breasts?

I have larger breasts now so I know that larger breasts aren't perfectly round and come in all different shapes, and I can't explain it but it's just... different with really small breasts. I can easily go without a bra as a 32C and while I certainly don't look like a Victoria's Secret model, I look like an…

I was going to say almost this exact same thing. One thing that a lot of women with larger breasts don't understand is that little breasts tend to be pointy and oddly-shaped. I always needed the padding in order to mold my breasts into a shape that wouldn't attract even more attention that the slightly larger padded…

I'm in my early 30's, and I love AE. Their jeans are great and so cheap. I definitely feel like a weirdo in the store, but fortunately they always offer free shipping!

I have to say that in my many, many years of wearing padded bras, none of the many, many guys I fooled around with ever seemed to care. At all.

Based on Taylor's discussions with the other Housewives about her relationship with Russell, I thought it was clear that she didn't really understand how a healthy relationship between a man and a woman should work. Russell never seemed to like her, much less love her.

Are you trying to tell us that the people on the teevee wear more expensive clothes than we regular folks do? And that sometimes designers charge a lot for clothes that could, theoretically, be made for less money?

You can also bring an empty water bottle and fill it up at a water fountain on the other side. That's even legal!

Contact solution is a medical liquid, so you're actually permitted to bring as much as you like. [www.tsa.gov]

OMG, I forgot all about that. How awkward.

They seemed to imply that Eric and Sookie were having actual, P-in-V intercourse for hours. I don't care how amazing of a lover Eric is, that has got to get uncomfortable after 90 minutes or so, if not sooner. Those scenes made me unconsciously cross my legs.

Right? I don't even have to buy this fetus a seat. Yet. Shit, I just gave the airlines an idea, didn't I?

I have no idea if there is anything to this, but I live in Denver and never had any problems with the TSA here until I became visibly pregnant. Every time I've been through security since has been a minor nightmare for one reason or another, though nothing this bad. I haven't received similar "special" treatment at…

This.

Yes! I dropped it somewhere in the middle of a Target parking lot (dead sober, mind you). I never would have found it otherwise. I also like that you can remotely lock the phone to keep any ne'er-do-wells from using it.