@mosaiclobster: He makes me want to vom.

@BabyJane: I think that first puppy is singing "Somewhere Out There." This only makes it cuter.

@MemilyBimble: Seriously! She looks like she is 7 months pregnant with twins.

@samanthajonesprqueen: I guess the problem for me is that most of the problems they talks about in the book are not really what you should expect. A million things could go wrong with your pregnancy or your health in general. I personally find knowing about those millions of things in advance to be the opposite of…

@Ipomoea: I really like the Mayo Clinic Guide. It has these handy flowcharts for different problems and what actions to take if you have them. It made me feel much more empowered.

@SomeAuthorGirl: Haha. I was reading it, and I kept asking my husband, who's a pediatric nurse, panicked questions about things I read in it. Then, one day, he took it away. He's the best!

Have any Jezzies read this book? It should be called What to Expect When You're Expecting: Expect the Absolute Worst. Seriously, one of the scariest books I've ever read.

@Rosie's Revenge: I think it's pretty commonplace for multiple women to use the pump itself, but not the tubes and suction pads.

@cadburyeggsalways: Exactly. Acne is an illness that deserves treatment just as much as any other.

@sportz.star: I hope to God this is not the falsetto child. ANYONE but the falsetto child!

Small point: Jenn Sterger wasn't a cheerleader at FSU; she was an FSU Cowgirl. This was something she and some friends made up where they dressed in super sexy outfits and sat front row in the student section. (They wore cowboy hats and, often, boots.) Of course, I don't think this made her any less trustworthy, but…

@missheidilynn: There was a famous-in-the-80's baseball player in my neighborhood who gave out full-sized candy bars. For real.

I love when people complain about teens trick or treating. Is that really worth getting annoyed about? Really? There are so many genuine frustrations I experience on a daily basis that I just can't even begin to care how old the people I'm doling out free candy to are.

@48crash: I thought so.

@Artemis47 supports MizJenkins: That's the best one I've ever seen. I would actually be this (if I had to be a sexy costume).

@traumamama: It would be pretty easy for LL to score in jail. It's pretty easy for anyone, honestly.

@girl_ninja: Then why do I have to deal with them every day despite the current lack of babies in my life?

@Galvarez: Also, this is a hell of a lot less complicated than cancer or other fatal diseases. No offense to Min Zhu.

I would so do this to make myself symmetrical. I wonder what the recovery time is compared to traditional breast enlargement.

@goosiegoose: I think they must just drive around all day.