@OldEnough2BYourMama: Ugh. Women who wear makeup and do their hair aren't athletes, right? You have to be homely to be a REAL lady athlete.

Say what you will about her pronunciation of "women", Danielle's Teresa impersonation was spot on.

@MsKatherineSpeaks: Aww, he sounds like a great guy! You should set him up with one of your single girlfriends.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I know, poor baby. Also, poor Christie Brinkley the Human. What did she do to get dragged into this filth? Nothing.

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: OK, but while I don't "get" wanting to rape a dog, I intellectually understand that there are sick people out there who desire sexual contact with animals or other inappropriate beings. I can at least understand that they have that desire.

How did that guy not know the vet wasn't going to be cool with the dog-raping? Was there some sort of misunderstanding on the guy's part?

@SamIam24: I'm not sure if it was editing or not, but the "token" minority contestants always seemed completely devoid of personality. Like, you can have color or personality, but not both.

@LutherNipperkin: If that Gaga stood up, her fingers would touch the ground!

@ytuhermanotambien: That's the one, and I think that about 75% of women have that shirt in at least 2 colors. If you board a rush hour bus in Chicago on any given warm day, approximately 5 women will be wearing that shirt. I once counted 10. It's a fine shirt, and I get why everyone has it, but it is strange how…

I'm on the side of "not that bad." She just hurt his feelings by canceling their date, a wee bit of petty dickishness is to be expected, isn't it?

It probably wasn't the best choice, given the reason she was going to Panama City Beach. That being said, it was not a choice bad enough to merit more than a passing mention.

Don't wear that one shirt from Express with the silver buckles on the sleeves.

@SarahMC: Certainly not every conversation. But sometimes one gets into a silly mood with one's close friends, and everything turns into a dick, pussy, "your mom", or "that's what she said" joke. I find that my husband and I get this way often when we're doing boring grown-up activities like cleaning or gardening. And…

@morninggloria: Your mom understands teenage boys.

@Fanita: This is making me laugh to the point of crying. Potty humor is my favorite.

@EdnasEdibles: This made me guffaw at work.

If Chris Bosh is 6'10", his date must be, what? 4'8"? (Note that she's wearing 5" heels.)

@physicsgirl: At the very least, she should have on a different dress when she's on his arm. Holy flattened boobs!

@bluesbelle: I think it's also a total lie. I have a hard time believing someone as thin as her eats a bagel for breakfast. I know they exist, but I'm skeptical when it comes to Danielle.

@awwrice: No it's not. The gene for blue eyes is recessive.