@Girl_Unawares: Sadly, that was also my first thought.

@ZiggyStarPuff: I always read it as love followed by an "eeeeeeee" sound. And then I'm confused. Because I'm old.

@teachermama: Lol.

@ShaynaLK: I know it's wrong, but I love my friends' pregnancy updates.

@marywv8633: I think Ashley was wasted, too, which is pretty upsetting since she drove home. It pissed me off when Jacqueline got in the driver's seat of her car. Couldn't they have gotten a driver for the night if they were going to drink?

@MsWhatsit: Oh, totally. I just think they have to give me some reason to like her. So far, I even like the bitchy friend ("cool" girl who's not Amber) better, because she has at least shown that she cares deeply about her brother even though her insecurity keeps her from showing it. I think we need to meet Will's…

Did anyone else catch Teresa's husband's silence and glance at the ground when Teresa told him Danielle had said their house was in foreclosure? I can't imagine if my husband completely took care of our finances and told me nothing.

@bluebears: "Whut-evuuuur. I was totally justified cuz I'm 18."

@miss.terious: I think the main character (not the actress, but the character) is pretty unlikable, at least to me. She was mean to the "cool" girls before they were ever mean to her. She refuses to participate. She's pretty self-involved, even in her interactions with Becca. I just don't root for her at all. I know…

@girlarchaeologist: I actually kinda do work at Oktoberfest - or at least the US importer of a major German beer brand. Still no drindl's in the office, but the girls in the posters are wearing them!

I don't think the last one is necessarily true. Some of us are built oddly and will always need minor alterations on things. And pants almost always need to be hemmed, unless you're 5'10".

Actually, most of the Goop recipes are really good because she has all kinds of celebrity chef friends who write them. Jeffrey Steingarten is a pompous windbag.

@phoblog: I don't have any kids, and those scenes in Shutter Island made me panic.

@ilikeautumn: She actually sounded a lot like my Maine relatives, and I've heard people talk kinda like that in parts of New Hampshire. I'm not sure why the producers didn't catch that, though. It was a good Maine accent, which is hard to do. I think she could have pulled off Boston with a little more practice.

I just watched this on Hulu. Did anyone else feel like some of the lines in the inner monologues were lifted STRAIGHT from My So Called Life. I should've written down which ones. I know it's the same creator, but still.

You left out the best method: have a baby. Yeah, they might sag and flop after the kid's done breastfeeding. But at least you'll have some serious knockers while pregnant and breastfeeding.

@soulcanhope: We do too!

@BabyJane: Ah, I can't watch the clip at work. I guess the kid is born to smoke!

Can he light his own cigarettes? It takes a fair amount of coordination to light a cigarette even with a flame available to you. It is even harder to operate a lighter.

@Hortense: He has that quiet confidence of a guy who knows he doesn't need to boast.