@LindyLou: BLASPHEMY! Even as a 30-year old woman, I would ditch my husband for Jordan Catalano. Not Jared Leto, mind you, but Jordan Catalano. (Except that would be illegal because as a fictional character, he is 15.)

@LadyCoCo: I hate him too! He is so gross!

@Adrienne Janelle: So true! I always think Chuck Bass is just a bad Logan Echolls rip-off with the exact same syndrome. It's the sneer that does it, and the actors don't have any reason to sneer all the time IRL.

@sissylarue: Yeah, how weird was it that he was a recovering alcoholic in like 10th grade? I remember my Dad sitting my 11 year old self down and trying to tell me that these people were not like real high-schoolers, but I did not listen for one second.

@SpartanLady: I just got such a hankering for old episodes of D. Creek. Off to find them online...

@vamusical: I know. I actually work out way more than that because I like it, but I counteract it by eating my weight in pretzel M&M's weekly.

I never got all the Little Prince love, either. I know I read it when I was a kid and watched the cartoon, but I don't remember anything about it. None of those details Sadie mentioned even ring a bell for me.

@Our deeds are fetters that we forge ourselves: My husband is going through Dexter right now, and I'm seriously so scared someone is going to ruin it for him. Just try to forget over the coming 6-8 weeks until it's released. I think you might still be suprised. :)

@Lymed: Oooh, good plan. :) (I clearly have some type-A overpreparing issues if I need to come up with a personal action plan for if strangers offer to sell me their baby in a parking lot.)

@Lymed: Unless you're doing it with the express intention of getting the baby away from the parents and turning the baby over to child services - then there's no mens rea.

@amethysts: I think the cops would almost certainly bring you in for an interview, but I can't imagine you'd be prosecuted.

If someone came up to you in a parking lot and offered to sell you their baby, would you buy said baby on the spot simply to get the little one away from trouble? (And then immediately call the police, obvs.)

@Penny: I couldn't agree more. I am an unemployed lawyer, and I started temping just to have somewhere to go every day.

@Gnatalby: This is an excellent point.

@A Small Turnip: I realize Hero is a character from Much Ado About Nothing. So are Borachio and Dogberry. It's true, those would be worse name choices.

I heard last week that a guy I actually know named his baby GIRL "Hero." Not a great name for a boy; terrible name for a girl. That is all.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: As someone who used to work for a public defender's office, I couldn't agree more. Most of our clients, even the (accused) rapists, didn't bother me. We had one client who was a psychopath who absolutely made me actually sick to be in the same room as him. I had a physical reaction to his…

I feel like most guys have their hands in their pants/ on their junk most of the time when they're alone. Even if they're moving it around a little, they're not necessarily full on masturbating.

@LaMorenita: Interesting. There must have been some cruise control involved, but she still had to hold herself up at least a little. Sounds uncomfortable.

@sportz.star: Seriously. Please don't apologize. You knew the ads were rather offensive when you released them, which is why you released them - to get attention. Own it, already.