@coconanaas: She's probably holding them ransom for some Johnson $. She is a vile person.

@thecameralovesyou: I'll PM you.

@PilgrimSoul: Unless there's more to the story, they will be.

@mfnher: I had a friend in jr. high whose dad was in a big-time 70's rock band, and he was always very honest with us about drugs - heroin is whack, coke is ok if you can handle it, but some people can't, etc. But he'd always say to be careful where you are when you trip, and not to do it too many times. The band…

@mfnher: I genuinely did have a childhood friend who thought he could fly while on LSD and jumped off a building. It was so sad. I can't vouch for the axe murderers, though.

@LaComtesse: This comment and its replies are pretty much the only reasonable comments on this entire thread. I can't recall the last time I saw Jezebel reduced to this level of stupidity, and I'm honestly disappointed with most of the commenters on either side. I should probably just walk away...

@marks-alot: The problem with the puffers is that at least the ones in the jails I frequent always seem to be broken. I don't think it's very reliable technology.

@CrazyLegsMeg: Oh, trust me, I know. The aforementioned high school is the fanciest private school in the Palm Beach area. Some really rich people are normal, I promise, but money makes a lot of people cray-zee.

So, this whole Brooke Mueller/ Charlie Sheen thing is so strange to me, because I went to high school with her. She is 3 years older than me, and she was the COOLEST. I specifically remember buying a pair of expensive sunglasses because she had them, and I noted her marriage to Charlie Sheen with some jealousy. He may…

@hfree: I freakin' love that song. And yes, it is what I first thought of when I heard this POS.

@Jeff Fecke: That sucks. The poor guy's stomach troubles are now national news.

I bet the "verbally disruptive passenger" was just someone who really had to pee in the final hour of the flight.

@Penny: I get like that, too. I've found it tends to happen when I spend a lot of time at home, like it's some kind of inertia problem where I get stuck, if that makes sense. So I will go to Starbucks or something and just make a list of things I need to do to get back on track. And once I do a couple of tasks, the…

@dj alicat: In short, no.

@Emily: Yes, that's my boy as a puppy.

This is a fantastic idea. Elsewhere in the country, small dogs are in very short supply in shelters. I love my chihuahua and would encourage anyone to look into them. They're only annoying and yappy if you baby them, as many tend to do. If you treat them like the dogs they are, they are amazing companions.

@OverratedUnderwhelmed: Out of Sight is one of the sexiest movies I've ever seen. The hotel with all the windows and the snow falling outside... Clooney...

I feel like Naomi Watts' dress required a lot more makeup... and maybe a hairdo of some sort.

@MotherChucker: By those standards, he's finished almost enough holes for an entire tournament.

@swashbuckling: Seriously. I want Jenna Jameson's nails, and I don't care who knows.