@twisted_martini: So horrible. How anyone can find babies sexually attractive is just so far beyond what I can understand. (Not that I really understand being into older children, either.)

@morninggloria: I am right there with you, but hopefully I'll be able to get my husband to stay home instead, since he has a career that he can more easily return to after a few years.

@SarahMC: Yeah. Her actual name. Not an alias like Wendy Badass Maldonado. :)

@Antrack: Also, make sure to read these rules, so the mail actually gets to her: [arcweb.sos.state.or.us]

@Diziet_Sma: Go here: [docpub.state.or.us]

@Schrodinger's Cat: Depends on the state and how overcrowded their prisons are. Maybe they'll serve 4-6?

@sportz.star: I read an IL case where the police were successfully sued for IIED, but the circumstances were extraordinary. I can't find the case, but the cite is 161 Ill.2d 374.

@That_little_attention_whore: I throw up from ballpark hotdogs about 50% of the time, so I have no doubt they are bacteria-laden. I keep eating them when I'm not pregnant (I'll take those odds for a yummy dog in the sun), but I'll probably skip them when I'm preggo.

@thecameralovesyou: Ugh. Just remember that for the most part, the people who comment on your belly when you're pregnant just do it out of sheer excitement for the baby growing inside you. Make it your mantra: "They're just excited about the baby, not commenting on my weight." Maybe that will help. Good luck!

@tankearae: I've heard from several friends that it's difficult to eat a lot of fat while pregnant because you get terrible heartburn and indigestion (probably what she meant by, "the babies don't like it"). Therefore, they wound up eating a lot of fruits, vegetables, yogurt, chicken breasts, etc. Personally, I get…

@alixana: Seriously. Maybe it's because my own brother's having a hard time right now, but the scene when she told Dexter he was Laura Moser's son, I choked a little.

@Bunsen Honeydew: I don't like his music, but his tweets make me giggle. And, let's be honest, if I were a musician who could fuck a lot of starlets, I probably would. Just to do it.

@ericacartman: Holy shit. I am off to Macy's. My husband would LOVE it.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Shhhh. That's one of the botched plastic surgeries she's claiming to have "fixed."

@Annabellie: How long is okay to use the wedding profile picture, because it's just such a good picture... It's the only time I've ever had my hair and makeup professionally done... Does it make it better that my husband isn't in it?

These gifts are what my mom's 100's of patients get her for Christmas every year. So. Much. Fruit.

@PaigeTurner: This picture made my stomach turn with jealousy. She has awesome hair AND Dennis? Some girls have all the luck.

@maehwa.hauschel001: It's cool. They'll all be in jail shortly for breaking into and vandalizing the home of someone who wouldn't play with them.

@CollegeCamel: I think they're a 'do.' I must say, I rather agree, but I wouldn't force that opinion on anyone.

@Scout: FWIW, I'm going to tweet the link to the actors, since I follow them. I'm sure they won't see it.