@Antrack: OK, didn't see the Wall. I thought you guys were disturbed by the DENNIS system itself.

This is a joke, from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." This guy is supposed to be a giant asshole.

I used to love Women's Health, but it has gone way downhill. However, I must say that their sex advice is pretty legit. It's not like Cosmo with the scrunchies and Altoids.

@Helen Valentine: mmmmmmm

I made latkes last night (I'm not Jewish, so why wait until Hanukkah?), and I added some grated carrot to the grated potatoes. So good. I think I had about 8. I also served them with pork chops (good because the applesauce tastes delicious with both the pancakes and the chops; bad because Jews don't eat pork).

@SarahMC: Huh. I've never noticed this, but I bet it happens to me all the time. My suggestion: put your head down, lean forward ever so slightly, and drop the shoulder closest to the offending gentleman. This maneuver generally only hurts the person who is hit with the shoulder, though I suppose it would knock you…

@sympathyforthebasementcat: This is the perfect response to these comments criticizing the Duggars. Reproductive rights are reproductive rights. Full stop. This must be why I'd already hearted you long ago.

@JanaNye: Really expensive heels are actually well-enough constructed that they're easy and comfortable to walk in. I have a pair of 5.5 inch Loubs (my husband is a foot taller than me), and I can wear them for 3 or 4 hours standing. Meanwhile, I own some $75 2-3 inch heels that I can't wear for 45 minutes.

@hydrogen_jukebox: I do think men and women should be treated equally with respect to getting punched in a bar for "mouthing off": neither men nor women should ever get punched. It's a crime to punch a man or a woman; no one ever deserves to get hit.

@ytuhermanotambien: You can have a Twitter and never tweet. That's what I do.

@PennyFarthing: Seriously. I spent a good amount of time in frat houses in college, because I was friends with a lot of guys who were in one frat, and a good friend of mine dated a guy in another frat. And somehow, against all odds, I escaped being raped.

@Penny: I love Gwyneth Paltrow, because she's cold and awkward, just like me. Also, GOOP sometimes has good stuff on it. *Ducks*

@Penny: The rest of France is sooo much better than Paris. As long as you make a half-assed attempt at speaking French, everyone is super nice.

@Penny: I think J.D. Regent explained this feeling eloquently in the thread yesterday: [jezebel.com]

@Susan B.: Yipes. I agree with you that you can't know that before even meeting someone. You're making small talk with a dude and thinking about his penis beads.

@Susan B.: I don't get what beads in the penis are. I'm picturing a little sack of beads like at the base of the Rabbit.

@InABook: Me too. I graduated last spring, and some of my friends who were deferred from their big corporate jobs were like, "Oh, well maybe I'll just work at the public defender's or legal aid for the year to make a little money." Because those jobs apparently are really easy to get... Also, the public defenders I…

@Gumbina80: Maybe this girl will be the first:

@Gumbina80: There has been at least one D1 college kicker, but she wasn't good enough to make it to the NFL.

@rodmanstreet: Sweet. Now I don't even have to have this conversation with my husband.