@lj1968: It could, potentially. However, the contract you sign has to have other factors that make it unfair, in addition to your unsophistication. #jongosselinlegaldocuments

At my boarding school, the health service center used to make us snort salt water. We actually had to stick our nose in a cup of saline and inhale it forcefully - just like we did with the Ritalin we so loved. Much like the Ritalin, it burned like hell and made us tear up, but no euphoric energy. :( Neti pots are…

@theonewhonaps: You have to get the water to about body temperature. If it's too warm or too cold, it burns. #netipot

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Anyone else picturing Beyonce shoving her left hand into a dirty diaper and then holding out her diapered hand and admiring it? #angelinajolieadopting

@wyndelyn: I never had a PS until we got married, so I've never played Ratchet and Clank. I was at GameStop today to pick up the game for the hubs, but it smelled like a jail (I know this because I'm a lawyer, not a criminal), so I couldn't stay to browse. #shannamoaklertwitter

@coconanas: Hmmm. Perhaps that would get his attention back. #shannamoaklertwitter

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Haha. When I complained about husband spending $65 on the new COD, he suggested I pick that one up for myself. Maybe I will, now. Is it really fun? #shannamoaklertwitter

@alouette: Same in my house. I'm happy for the husband to have something he enjoys, but I hate the sounds the stupid game makes. #shannamoaklertwitter

Coco and I have something in common: we are about to lose our men for a few months. #shannamoaklertwitter

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Me too. I love a good touchdown dance.

@clockwise contemplates going counter: While I generally agree, a friend and I were talking the other day about how our first feelings of sexual attraction were to David Bowie in Labyrinth. That part would have been awkward. #iman

I loved the Sarah McLachlan bit. Those commercials make me change the channel every time, especially because they come on during guilty pleasure TV like The Real Houswives. #clips

@SparklyTempest: It still cracks me up, only because every time I see it I think about Liza Minelli and the tomato as her best friends. #clips

@PrincessOfPower: Even if they had a black female cast member, I think Kenan should still do Whoopi. He has her bitch, please face down pat. #clips

I went to college with Sam Kass, and while his name is very familiar, I can't really remember him. He must have improved with age. #michelleobama

@Miss Scarlett thinks it is a sad day for Mainers: Well, I think the men already know how to take out the trash, since it's the ONLY chore they're responsible for. And my MiL never trained her sons to put the lid down, because "they're boys, that's just what they do." (She says that about everything. Fortunately, I…

@TheFormerJuneBronson: My MiL teaches a class at a Catholic college about how to be a wife. One of the assignments is planning a wedding. The whole thing horrifies me. #gaymarriagemaine

@ElleL: I don't get it either. NOT allowing a couple deeply in love to marry and make their union legally recognized by the state CHEAPENS and DEGRADES my church marriage (for the record - it was the Episcopal church). I am more strongly committed to equality in marriage now than I was when I was single because I'm…

@la.donna.pietra: Unless the unvaccinated child has contracted pertussis and is still alive, against the odds. That would be a VERY loud child. #children