the New York Yankees are a wicked, awful baseball team that deserves to play its home games on fields of fire and brimstone in the very pit of Hell itself.

I want to recycle a beer on them.

Donnie got dressed up too!

Ever notice the “grin” (good on you pointing it out, it’s not a natural, relaxed smile ever) doesn’t reach his little pig-eyes?

I hope someone points out to Orange Julius that 14 year old Princess Elizabeth stayed in London during a war and could have died for the soul reason of inspiring the people she knew she would someday have to lead. When she came of age she joined the Auxiliary Territorial Service and trained as a driver and mechanic,…

If I had “photo op with Donald Trump” looming on my appointment calendar like the spectre of death, I’d dive into the scotch and never look back, wouldn't you?

It’s like whoever dresses him, must really hate him. Melania?

A proper waistcoat should never sit lower than the tailcoat. I know that has become somewhat fashionable to show a little of white peeking out but with proper white tie and tails this is a big don’t. Trump looks ridiculous with that how much is showing. I think Melania’s smile has something to do with how much of a…

How normal is it to display bottom teeth, but not top, in any normal expression? 

Jesus, the facial expressions, the posture, the hilarious fucking tailoring... this would be bad satire. I know I’ve said this before but I just still can’t believe this is the real life we’re stuck with. This would be laughably bad for a made-for-cable movie. 

LOL, they actually did it.

Troll game on fucking point

His resting face always looks like he wandered into a public library without his pants on looking to order a fried chicken sandwich.

Wow...just...wow. For all those needing an eyeball cleanser, I present you with this:

This makes me happy.

Meanwhile, over at Madame Tussauds, the trolling has been upped to 11:

I, too, love to stand like a normal person and have normal facial expressions for pictures.

Dude, you’re a “billionaire” in LONDON.

Go get something bespoke FFS. Saville Row is RIGHT THERE. 

He’s wearing heels... next to the Queen, who is 5'4". Talk about a fra

I have a pleasant fantasy that sometime during this trip, Harry marches up to Trump, yells “Cheers from the wife, mate!” and punches him in the face.