It could’ve been even worse than Megyn—right up until this morning’s announcement, I thought that Andy Lack (whose surname sums up his level of job skills) would find some way to get his other BFF, Lyin’ Brian Williams, moved from MSNBC back to the main network to replace Lauer. He usually doesn’t have the…

So...typical day, then?

You’re correct—legally, Camilla is indeed the Princess of Wales. However, both she and Charles were fully aware that the British public would never stand for her taking the title that Diana had held before her, so they decided she would use Duchess of Cornwall instead. (“Duke of Cornwall” is second in Charles’s long…

And Merry Christmas If That’s OK is right behind:

Some commenter at the Daily Fail tried to alibi for Princess KKK by saying “Well, when she got inside the Palace, she would immediately have taken off her coat so Ms. Markle would never even have *seen* this so-called ‘racist’ brooch.” (I cleaned up the spelling errors, just because.)

Considering the fact that the only person who’s ever taken the title two years in a row is Richard Nixon, I would think that’d be a comparison even *this* ignoramus wouldn’t want.

Actually, he has to wait until the background checks come in to see if the families voted for him or not before he makes contact.

That’s in the second part of the Creative Arts awards (being held tonight).

I do *exactly* this as well—I don’t want the server to have to wait for the tip to be processed through the credit card system (too many chances for glitches).

InTouch made their request for the report through an Arkansas attorney, as the Arkansas FOIA statute requires.. Before the police reluctantly complied with the request, they reviewed the matter with both the Springdale mayor and the City Attorney. The decision that the three entities jointly reached was that there was…

Here’s John Oliver’s segment with the audiobook excerpt:

Hey, he deserves a proper reception by the appropriate member of the Royal Family.

The Academy has in fact approached her several times in the last few years regarding an honorary Oscar, but she has specifically asked them—apparently more than once--not to be considered. (This factoid was in a Hollywood Reporter article last year about who might get honorary awards last fall. They wound up giving…

The last was actually Jimmy Carter, who skipped out in ‘78 (don’t know why).

His ego simply can’t handle the fact that she’d ever want any other man after she’d had HIM. (And a Jewish dude, no less!)