When you are whiter than top shelf cocaine. 

OMay, I wouldn’t say she had allllll that stuff sucked out, but she did have it taken down to a more realistic level that looks better and like something she could have been actually born with. Now maybe her sisters will consider thier ridiculous lip injections, as well.

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

What, exactly does a “Value Realization Leader” do...besides think up ways to harass Black folks?

You think all these “demand identification” types wanted to be Cops and couldn’t cut it, or it’s just a desire for segregated pools, or both?

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

I....I don’t even understand the Thanksgiving one

Tell me what district wouldn’t want 80-90% of this. Why can’t Dems run on progressive shit? Because, Iowa? Because, coal mines? Dems should be yelling these all day, every day, and the ones that don’t or can’t can go lie down somewhere.

APAL - all politics are local

But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion on how this NY coastal elite will contribute to them living off of NYC’s tax money. Already people are shitting on this as some kind of failure for Pelosi and…

Like, Jesus, what’s so hard about focusing on actually winning first? Run the candidate that will win, purity test be damned.

Wow! David Brooks is on Splinter!

That’s what the dems have been doing for years.  It’s working very poorly!  Your analysis sucks!

Absolutely. Fuck those elderly assholes. Today it's baseball, birds, and weather.  Tomorrow they're dealing coke and ecstasy. 

I just do not get the kind of hold trump seems to have over his supporters. I was (am) a big Obama fan. Yet, there were some things he did that I thought were not so great and I’d be the first to admit that to someone. These trumpsters just cannot stand to hear a single negative word about their lord and master. It’s…

I’ve got no empathy for Trumpsters. They don’t realize the implications of their policies and actions until it happens to them. Look at these fine people...

Fuck these people. This is what they deserve. No restaurant is required to serve them and they are not a protected class. They may think it’s funny to go to Mexican restaurants and have these people serve them while calling them animals, but they can laugh all they want OUTSIDE, ON THE SIDEWALK. Not to mention, every…

She sure did and is still going. I’d like someone to ask her why it’s more important to be a moron on twitter than make massive amounts of money. 

Didn’t she go back to spamming twitter with that kind of garbage almost right after the incident?

Well in that case, I should call the cops on that gang of elderly people who sit at the entrance of my apartment and strike up conversations with people passing by. How dare they accost me with their knowledge of baseball and songbirds!