Right? It could practically be the cover for the Robin Thicke Christmas album that nobody wants.

It’s uncanny.

But baby it’s less rapey outside.

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot Storybrooke. ‘Tis a silly place.”

I just hope they don’t stop at the two last millennia and go further into human history, including also the stories of Cupid and Psyche and even of Gilgamesh and Enkidu. Gilgamesh and Enkidu could even be depicted in a homoerotic relationship, as some recent interpretations of the Epic have been doing.

Someone may have to remind me when to come back here to see how you respond after the movie released.

You mean John Harrison jokes.

They really don’t. He can’t be reprimanded enough for Into Darkness not just being a new story about boldness and final frontiers.

“Kahn Solo”

Star Wars was directed by George Lucas
The Empire Strikes Back was directed by Irvin Kershner
Return of the Jedi was directed by Richard Marquand

The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith were all directed by George Lucas.

“So, wait, Han Solo is really Kahn?”

From Robin Williams:

The Return of Jafar

So were they launching a Trident or were they launching the X-37 again? Aren’t there regulations against testing ballistic missiles or are we just doing whatever the hell we want to?

Also, I’m really familiar with the way this looks just from being a resident Texican. We can have thunderstorms/supercells hundreds of…

OK... spill the beans. Where do you live that is so dumbass free?

The government claims they fired a “trident missile” but if that were true we’d expect to see three prongs in the image. BUT THERE ARE NONE!!!! I guess the sheeple will believe anything they’re told.

...on national television, on the yoogest show of the decade. But y’know, his lack of political correctness is charming and refreshing, haven’t you heard?

Licking the wife’s pussy. Because lord knows Bill isn’t satisfying her.

“Claire, did you bring your kneepads?”

The “good’ol days” are hardly behind us. Didn’t Trump just get called out for telling someone they would look good on their knees?