listening to a republican say ANYTHING in 2021 is a sincere and vicious insult to my intelligence. fucking spineless gutter barnacles.

i miss the tekken modes like volleyball and bowling

facebook login is a barrier to entry for me too. i can’t wait for vr to truly go mainstream but...not like this.

is it weird that every time i see a picture of a new dog it is always automatically the prettiest dog i’ve ever fucking seen. i feel kinda’ bad but it’s the fucking truth.

i LOVE dave chapelle’s take on why the trans movement has been accepted so fast relative to other civil rights movements of the 20th century: because rich white men can do it. a white guy can’t be black or a lesbian, but they can be trans.

i have a shirt that says M.I.L.F with her face on it. people ALWAYS get real bummed when i wear it which in turn brings me immense joy.

she thought god was a bunch of bullshit too. christopher hitchens didn’t give her a single inch when he wrote about her and she honestly didn’t deserve it. i’m guessing jesus wasn’t talking about funding humanitarian work with dirty ass money.

it’s just such a stupid fight by the people who scream loudest about religious freedoms and small gov’t. fortunately for myself, i’ve already decided that the republican party and whatever they want/think/say is 110,000% worthless because they’re impressed by donald trump and that is now a total deal breaker.

amen. i’m not a huge fan of guardians but i’ve now been consistently glad to see the big dumb bastard pop up in a movie for a minute now.

it’s not that fucking hard, all these republican motherfuckers have been fighting mask restrictions as an infringement on their personal rights and now vaccines are political because they’re being forced to put them into their bodies by the government and that makes them SO mad......BUT they’re gonna keep fighting…

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i’m trying to convince my family not to stick all the produce in the fridge but that shit is HARD-FUCKING-CODED. even i have to fight the urge to put tomatoes in.

i used to think an egg wasn’t fully cooked until it had been flipped and cooked on both sides. FUCK. THAT. so many ruined yolks.

i’m pretty sure the philosophy was how to look super busy without actually doing anything.

fuck it michelle, for what’s it worth i ain’t got got a single kind syllable for any of those desperately ignorant bitch-ass nazis (all 114% of whom voted for trump.) i don’t have all fucking day to sort non-racist republicans into separate piles so it’s just easier to assume they could be or at the very least…

yet another reason why i grew up thinking american cars are fucking garbage. i gotta give ford credit for realizing that. they used to make good ass trucks and shitty little cars i couldn’t pick out of a lineup. i’d take a 10 year old honda over the last ford car to roll off the line.

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plus it would seem to me that many fine movies have been made without chair restrictions. like, how much different would this movie be if sitting were allowed? will we find out after the 4 hour “Chair-cut?”

havent asians been through enough?