i believe he prefers to be called “manservant heckofabitch”

republicans are running a respect deficit. if i ever had to give a republican respect i’d have to take out a loan because i don’t own any respect for them.

his diabeetis betrayed him and let the racist ass dogs out.

$5 says he voted for trump because obviously.

make the bears pay the bear tax; i pay the homer tax.

i’ve had enough of your vasser bashing.

out of curiosity, what’s the deal with importing cars from mexico?  i live like a half hour away and i don’t even go to see my family but i do like hondas.

oh. your. god. that looks so much better than the civic. i HATE the way the back half of the civic looks and especially everything about the way it looks from the back and there’s and i don’t ever go more than 5 seconds without seeing one if i’m driving. it doesn’t make sense to me, it looks like a regular car getting …

these WORTHLESS dimwitted fucknuggets expect us to sit by quietly in an orderly fashion when the police kill unarmed citizens but they’ll pack up their cars with weapons and drive across several states to fuck their own capitol up and murder people because some bitch-ass scumbag piece of shit was unable to prove his…

if i ever hear someone complain about having to take precautions going forward after lockdowns and vaccines, i’m gonna lower my mask and start coughing violently. how you like them apples you fucking stupid fuckwaffle.

i don’t give a fuck what anybody says: every ‘(insert minority) republican’ you see on tv acting stupid is either legit very wealthy and looking for tax breaks or on the clock cause it’s like finding a unicorn. like, if you appear on any faux “news” program the odds are 110,000:1 that you’re gonna parrot whatever all…

i only saw bogus journey a few times on tv in the early 90's but i got it on dvd from pizza hut for free at some point and i watched the hell out of it after that.

if you want to harness the magical properties of rocks you gotta smoke ‘em.

ahahahahahah. gee, i never saw that one coming.

i don’t know what’s more pathetic: the guy who escaped jail and went back over something this stupid or the rinky-dink jail that couldn’t hold this fucking dipshit.