it sounds like he would’ve voted for trump.

i bet he did but we all know you tore. that. shit. up.

where did you fuck my father? i bet it was in the butt during gay sex.

don’t worry, i won’t take your lifted wrangler anywhere near a dirt road ma’am.

mel should make video game movies co-starring nic cage and directed by michael bay......and you get kidney failure from looking at it.

i think it never happened because most of those movies sucked or in the case of something like the iron giant, it just didn’t seem to work up much mass appeal. i couldn’t tell you which studio was responsible for them but there was a ton of non-disney animated movies i loved growing up during the 80's like An American…

i vaguely remember going to traffic court many, many times......at a courthouse.

dire perpetuation and incongruous insistence
that there really is a difference
between them and us

holy shit yes. as i was scrolling through these replies my mind went straight to always sunny and it just feels right. you could just plug the whole cast into this movie cause they know how to explore the finer points of absurd bullshit without pretense or too much pandering.

yep. i listen to a lot of “extreme” cacophonous music that is also occasionally produced for (i assume) a couple dozen dollars and i totally get why most people wouldn’t ever give it a chance: their speakers fucking suck. i say this because if they’re listening on their tv speakers or alexa cranked up we’re not even…

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your band was called Bobby Budnick’s Mullet?

like all christopher hitchens quotes, this is one of my favorites:

yea, definitely not as bad as st. anger.

ahaha the last restaurant i worked at i used to take time off to have the biggest negative impact on my coworkers. it’s not my fucking fault management widdled us down to a skeleton crew over the course of a year or two, presumably because we proved that we could when it was necessary. we were just as busy when i…

and thank you for saying it; if cuomo lied about the numbers then he’s a stupid motherfucking piece of shit and imho it is vital that he immediately go vigorously fuck himself. i’m more of a lefty than my left shoe but there’s an absolute 0% chance that not reporting these deaths ISN’T anything more than a complete…

i loved what south park did when they used the word “fag” to describe annoying bikers instead of being a derogatory term for homosexuals as it has been used historically. i’ve been wanting to repurpose the word for today’s generation to refer to conservatives instead and the only reason i haven’t already started is…