i GOTTA add one more:

i appreciate the advice because i’m not super handy with cars but i’ve had to dabble a lot more because of this jeep. it’s a 97 zj with 170k miles i bought dirt cheap like 4 years ago but it’s always had an issue of not wanting to turn over in the first place as well as shutting off randomly (and then refusing to…

i thought it was really lame that episode 7 began with the rebels on the run from the same ass space wizards and that new knockoff rent-a-vader. i never read any of the books but from what i understand luke was supposed to go dark side after return of the jedi. perhaps i dont’ fully understand the circumstances…

if i had to choose...........i think i’d either go with

i’ve always thought the seattle gag was that homer laughed at the least funny name because he’s a dimwit, especially compared to “cucamonga” which is an actual funny sounding city. and i think mr. burns wanted the rolling stones killed because all those damn youngsters look the same to him ever since he became a…

looking for meaning somewhere where there isn’t any is certainly a fool’s errand but it’s the absurd shit just for the sake of the punchline that’s usually the best. i grew up watching the simpsons so i assumed that they came up with all that stuff and as i got older i kept finding out one by one that some of them…

you’re reminding me that i need to go through the wires in my old jeep. that’s not something i have any experience with but i suspect that’s the source of a lot of my problems. my dash backlight is dim sometimes but if i wiggle the headlight knob a little bit the dashboard will brighten/dim. it also won’t turn over…

worst. thing. ever. even worse than that electronic juice dispenser. if i can wrap a present neatly then literally any slow-witted dipshit can do it. not that i would anymore because now i think it’s funnier to just wrap presents in newspaper and duct tape because i don’t give out too many gifts but they’re never…

i’m well aware this article is older than jesus’ unopened condoms but i fucking LOVE that song. i heard a cover of it on NPR in the last year or two (the live show with the mandolin guy) and a couple days later i realized i couldn’t get it out of my head. whatever the guitars are tuned to, just.....*splooge*. i still…

first thing that immediately came to my mind when i began reading this article were those cool turn signals on the mustang where the light actually appears to move from one end to the other in the proper direction. it’s basically a little animation and the only thing that would make it even clearer that it’s about to…

chestnuts: the dirtiest word in the english language.

jeezy creezy

i’ve been to texas once for about 2 and a half hours. my aunt and uncle brought me on a trip to new york along with a big group of people from church and we switched planes in dallas. we had an hour and a half to kill and we head back to the gate well ahead of our boarding time and don’t see anyone we recognize…

i’m such a fucking weirdo cause i love airports. i don’t fly often but i was doing it at least once a year for about 5 years to go back home for my vacation time. i’ve had a couple close calls making it on time but usually i was just in a great mood and just totally relaxed (i’m talking ordering jacks and coke on a 45…

incampetence

yea, you got lucky. apparently it wasn’t very clear but i was being facetious.

or do what i do: wait a year till they fix and finish the game and then get it for $6 during a steam sale.

yes. the point is that big releases like miles morales and ac valhalla will not be happening for much longer. your ps4 isn’t going to stop working but despite the overall lack of access to next-gen consoles for most people, developers are going to be working on next-gen games from here on out.

i agree. they’re so easy to get if you just constantly scour the internet and stand outside of a store for a night.  if you can’t get a ps5 it’s because you don’t really REALLY want one.