if you lost a $300 phone to game the system for $15, you might be a trump voter.

didn’t you try to prepare it any other way? i love eggplant but it can not ever be the star of the show, even when eggplant is in the name. your recipe is like a supergroup of the mildest flavors, like if kenny g, michael bolton, the edge and sting started a band.

holy shit, i forgot “you” was on tony hawk.  i always remember it from punk-o-rama 3.

i got to play thps1 from a pizza hut demo disc.  one level, one song, many, many, many, many hours.  

oh. your. god. i swear that’s almost exactly what my drawings of cars looked like when i was like 5-6 years old. it’s like someone took my doodles and made them real. maybe it’s a sign. what a fucking shitty sign. 

if they got a lot of views (or hits or likes or whatever) then i’m going swimmin’ ma’.

corona, hurricanes, wildfires, the police...........and you go out on medicine from the super market.  fucking christ.  

because polygons hurt.

i’m in no rush but if i do try it and like it, i’m sure i’ll be glad. it’s just odd because after several decades of not giving a shit it’s funny to all of sudden really give a shit. i’m not worried about changing my opinion on something, i’m just the type who won’t watch a show 3 episodes in because i missed the…

now that sounds like a good book. not that i had any illusions that the music industry was anything more than various overlapping business scams with aggressive marketing but these people are like the renaissance masters of exploitation.  

star wars merch: the merch that’s better than every star wars movie made in the last 40 years.

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i was about to check if the domain was available but i ended up on pornhub and don’t feel like it anymore.

can you talk to your volleyball?

say what you will about donald trump but it worked out well for him.

when i was a kid i guess the difference between a restaurant and fast food was a drive thru and/or a play area. but growing up pizza hut was always THE SHIT cause the food was good and they had a kickass arcade room without about 8-10 machines. i remember they had pit fighter, hard drivin’, offroad, a nintendo…

pho sho