i just started playing magic around march this year and i love it but i had literally zero interest in it until my buddies forced me to play. i don’t know almost anything about d&d besides the popular cultural references but now i’m starting to worry it’s inevitable that i’m gonna end up a d&d geek who plays magic the…

your point of view would be slightly less desperately stupid if your dick wasn’t so hard for muslim bans.

you show me a model who’s horny for a 60 year old donald trump in a wig and i’ll show you a gold digger.  the michael jordan of gold diggers. 

balls

i hope george lucas is sitting down somewhere taking notes.

because of steam sales it was a no brainer to go legit on several great games i tried out (permanently) on ye’ olde’ Bay.

“whoever articulated it, particulated it.”

i’ve been building my own computers since like 2001 and i’d never heard non-nerds discuss gpu’s and computer parts by name until these last few years, probably because even old ass aunt betty has a modest pc and if she’s rich it might be better than yours.

i feel like pc gaming became much more mainstream during the last console generation compared to those before it because pc hardware improved dramatically and even low-end store bought systems gave people access to a lot of games. if you were willing to spend a little money you could very easily put a ps4 or xbone to…

and he was also on the best episode of black jeopardy.

i couldn’t have said it better myself, not just because i’m not that smart, but because i’m well aware of the role russia is attempting to play in american politics and all the words that describe what they did during the 2016 election would make baby jesus cry like a little bitch. it’s absolutely hilarious to me that…

and just to be clear: rioting, looting and all violence ARE WRONG but i could burn down 100 auto-z0nes and it still is nowhere near as wrong as shooting an unarmed citizen without ANY consequences.

i’ll be thinking of you the next time some writer takes a cheap shot at trump because funny things are funny.  

the thing is that i DO like cream cheese in sushi but i went to several places when i lived in vegas that had warm sushi rolls with cheese melted on top called something like lava rolls. i’m a total weirdo so i don’t even like fish that much EXCEPT raw in sushi or ceviche (and deep fried in like a rubios taco but i’d…

i don’t know why but that doesn’t sound that appealing and i’m a complete cheese addict, like as far as i’m concerned a block of cheese and a knife is a complete meal. i think the only other place i’ve objected to cheese is in sushi. but who knows? i love black beans w cream and fried bananas/plantains.

the dolphin emulator is the bane of my existence. i’m still using an old ass note4 and dolphin is one of the only apps i’ve come across that i simply can’t use on my ancient device. besides that, i’ve got like 9 or 10 emulators on it and they all work fine but apps like these show the limitations of my beloved old-ass…

i occasionally yell out “i wanna take you for a ride, dunna dunna dun dun dunna dunna.”

ahahaha that sounds awesome. i love watching people proclaim to the world that they’re stupid and that their opinion is worth fuck all. i especially love egging them on and arguing until inevitably they end up offended after i start lobbing insults at jesus and their rinky-dink bronze age bullshit.

i HATE when people say things like the world is getting worse or “what’s the world coming to?” people have been horrible degenerate scumbags to other people since the beginning of time but what seems to have changed IMO is that over the last century children have become more than just cheap manual labor. before that…

in every single situation where it’s come up, the only people i’ve EVER known to be offended by politics being discussed are republicans, so you have nothing to apologize for.