Holy goalposts batman, I can’t even see them!

Schilling lost his job and his company.

Does hosiery count as footwear?

Be careful.... you’re using opposing definitions of “no consequences” in the same sentence. Hill and Trump have received the exact same consequences (none)

iPhone X no longer has cellular functionality. Everything is “over the top” via the mobile web.

You should have taken BART to MUNI instead of forcing your brother to drive across the bridge. Global Warming!

No, because his story is bunk.

I’m not even joking

Ironically, Amber Tamblyn’s husband is 19 years her senior. They started dating when she was 23 and he was 42. You don’t think he ever tried to hit on a girl that it turns out wasn’t old enough?

Demi Lovato is a tourist.

Funny how people forget - nearly every actress in hollywood was once a model (or would have been, had they not had an acting breakthrough at an early age). Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, etc. No one’s excusing their acting with any “what do you expect?” comments, even Theron who moved to the US…

Did you get your film criticism degree from Mt. Holywoke?

I can’t imagine any way in which Wonder Woman was good. Acting - average. Plot? Terrible. Story? Who cared. Fight scenes? Overdrawn, as always. Directing/Photography: Not noticeable. What was good about it? It was worse, in every way, than Jessica Jones, except for the technical effects which I barely care about it.

>This uncle is a dipshit who needs to shut his mouth. 

I believe it is wrong to cut Pewdiepie off from the game. At the end of the day, it’s not illegal to say the n-word or any of the trillions of other insults that get hurled around PUBG and any other twitch/stream game (which regularly include the f-word, c-word, r-word, the other f-word, etc). He’s got a “right” to…

Eh. I don’t think white people really like Whitlock.

Fuck this guy kill em he’s despicable but wait the girl from the Manson family should be released and deserves sympathy because she was just a kid and an older person told her to do it.

Wow, those charging papers are meant to explicitly identify the accused. I’m surprised it’s not redacted. In any case, it’s an explicit reference to Grant Blankenship, who is listed on their 2016 roster at the exact height and weight.

I’m just a regular guy who likes to drink and party and I’ve managed not to twitpic my dick out to anyone who hasn’t already had it inside of them and wasn’t looking forward to it again. How do you get to be this rich and successful and still make fuckups like this? Like not sexting is *very easy*!

Are there more details about the conduct. “Allowed his son to pursue relations” doesn’t sound, well, wrong to me at all. People are allowed to pursue other people for romantic relationships, especially when they don’t have a pre-existing legal relationship (like doctor/patient, student/teacher, boss/subordinate).