They climb ropes! JUST LIKE US.

I kind of want to photoshop like industrial sized drums of lube into that cart now.....

I always love these “Stars: Just Like Us!” things. I mean, seriously, what is Alexander Skaarsgard supposed to do with his effing groceries?

unless it’s about the stains that are unremovable because silicone lube is the worst...yet best.

why i gotta be all wet AFTER morning sex this morning and then gotta go to work all sloshy. c’mon, girl.

This lube shaming needs to end.

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

I try not to listen to anyone who's job description entails major neurological trauma.

And weed makes you sooo horny. Also sometimes I want a quickie then my vagina will lazily lubricate itself after I’m done.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

and you just know he has the sourest breath. like stale diet coke poured on a used ashtray.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Lagerfeld comment that was nice. It’s like asshole runs through his bones. I am by no means a Kim fan but sheesh that was way harsh.

I feel like that’s his trademark? Or maybe I’m confusing him with Project Runway era Michael Kors? Although Michael’s aggression was not very passive.

Also she owns two stores called the Pink Pistol and has been known to use a pink guitar on stage. I really don’t think it was an intentional dig at Gwen.

Thank you for reminding me of 1999, when I too wore braces and plucked my eyebrows clear off my face.

I am sneaking a gallon of Yellow Tail pinot grigio into the theater.

Am I the only person who feels like that Lagerfeld comment was the worst kind of backhanded compliment?

She’d have to be wearing a disastrous Balmain or Givenchy gown to be a Kardashian. They love their silicon and their expensive ugly clothes.

No we can’t, this is just your opinion. I was much more immature emotionally and sexually than many if not most of my male friends. You are looking at this through the lens that says girls are ok to fuck younger because they “are more mature than their years”. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

Lost my virginity to a 17/18 year old when I was 14 and I really struggle with the fact that although I know it was statutory rape, I would not call myself a victim of rape*.