Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

John Waters? Blasphemy. Maybe the Disney version of John Waters.

More like Glee attempting to represent something that poorly reflects on an inspiration of seeing the original Hairspray while drunk, once a couple years ago.

It’s Munsch.

#ThatIsAll

Diversity? Shhh, Matt. The grownups are talking.

Her face is EVERYTHING. I know in my heart that at this very moment she is contemplating whether or not her future career is worth giving up for the momentary satisfaction of punching his smug fucking face in.

Matt Damon has a white penis and a screenwriting Oscar, so Matt Damon obviously knows best here. /s

I know nothing about the show (European here) so please tell me if I am wrong (because I really want to be). Is the only person of colour ALSO the only woman? In which case it really tells something about their idea of diversity; “ok guys, we need one POC, one female, let’s just make that the same person, check, much…

Matthew Page Damon, if you don’t shut all the way the fuck up... And Benjamin Geza Affleck-Boldt, you bet’ not say shit either.

[Internally screaming]

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are insufferable assholes and I don’t know why we keep rewarding them for it. Ben made a terrible white savior movie and then played himself in Gone Girl. What about that qualifies him for comeback status? I will never get over the time that he was like “I don’t want to be seen as some…

She is a goddess of restraint.

The funny part about the rhetoric of people like Matt Damon is the fact that they keep pushing the fallacious reason that things right now are based on strict merit.

What a perfect reaction face.

He speaks and all the words come out as...

Her expression in that photo is priceless.

But the cynical side of me thinks it was included because he felt he had made his point well and wanted the world to hear it.

What a toolbag. And the craziest thing is, all he had to go was NOTHING. Just listen to her, not even add to what she's saying, just listen with his ears and then maybe his brain. It should be easy!