It seems the Nazi “Alt” right are the ones in actual need of safespaces and whose feelings are easily hurt.

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

I want to give you all the internets.

SAVAGE.

Also, when I saw this you had exactly 108 stars, so +1 obscure JRPG meta-reference

And forcing them to do the majority of the work in the oppressive heat of the summer. That’s just wrong.

As the Kinjas say, here, have all the stars.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Look at her go!

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Ugh, it’s like the guys who think Lolita is the villain of Lolita.

I can’t think of many, another scene in monsters ball comes to mind, when Heath Ledger is with a prostitute, he is desperate for affection and she is perfectly pleasant but about as loving as a good dental hygienist. John Green has a scene in Looking for Alaska, I think, where a sex scene is used to highlight the…

Real talk: Are dudes ever really taught via the media that all consensual sex isn’t necessarily good sex?

I remember a scene in Monster’s ball with Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton that is visceral, sad, and the most lonely looking sex I have ever seen depicted. The whole point of the scene was the grief of these two parents who had each recently lost a child, desperate for a connection and escape. The guy I saw it with…

also, everytime that philosophy has been tried, it’s ended with income inequality, massive debts, and recessions

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

Let’s hope we come up with a different solution to this problem than we did for 9/11.