That’s because it’s a dumb costume. Should have gone with ‘sexy enthusiastic consent’.

$20 says he’s single because women don’t get his “sense of humor”.

I’m not sure how the cow was offensive.

This senior citizen looks like he never outgrew his days at SAE.

Take home. Bring friends. Enjoy show.

Same reason Christian organizations are allowed to teach abstinence-only sex ed programs in government-funded public schools, I guess.

It’s more leftover D&D/Satanism panic from the 80s than anything else.

I really don’t understand the panic about Wiccans. And I was raised a pretty religious Jew. I remember asking my religious father about Wicca and he said, “they worship rocks and water and stuff.” Which I know is reductive and kind of offensive but they literally just worship nature WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.

This is a country in which Native Americans defending their sovereign lands from desecration and ecological calamity are considered criminals, but a bunch of white jackasses armed to the teeth can take over a federal facility and be exonerated of any wrongdoing. This latest display of bigotry and idiocy is…

I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.

Any time I see things like this I think to myself, “how did no one think this was wrong?” How many people saw that before it went on the bus, and everyone thought “yeah this is fine.”

so I wrapped my hand in a bunch of paper towels and grabbed the poop and then THREW THE POOP OUT THE BATHROOM WINDOW and it landed on the top of the garage and as far as I know is still there

You never pooped, pissed or puked in public? What kind of ivory tower are you living in Randilyn? I did all three when I was pregnant.

It feels so weird to pop a squat outside. Even when I’m backpacking, I’m like, am I really doing this? I’m also kind of scared the whole time that a bear will attack me while my pants are down around my ankles and that my last earthly experience will have been shitting in the woods.

OMGGG NEVER LEAD SOMEONE TO YOUR HOUSE JFC

Fuck.

This was definitely the scariest. The hair on my arms was standing up.

I’m so glad the badass cat hero story made the cut!! Also, not going to get any work done the rest of the day because the comments always fill up with additional stories, yay!!

From the linked story. Fuck this guy, pray all you fucking want, but your son violently raped at least 3 women, the article implies there are more and that he’s been doing it since High School. You raised a rapist so fuck your prayers. And fuck this guy, he’s “truly remorseful” because he got caught no other reason.

And both their body cams “fell off.” The rage and grief are indescribable this morning.