Why would he agree to this? The publicity doesn’t seem worth sinking this low.

Yeah... TS doesn’t get that reference.

Same. The end of a crush.

Yeah, I’m confused by speculation that this is PR to help him get the James Bond role, because this is like the least James Bond-y image you could put out there.

“like something straight out of a preteen daydream.”

These are my exact thoughts. I do not buy even for a single second that this is a legitimate relationship.

Seriously. How does he recover from this? He’s been taken rather seriously as an actor, but after this bubblegum bullshit display, will this end up trickling into his career, or at least the way that audiences view him now?

“Tom, you are a grown man, and these are the choices you’re making right now.”

Hiddlescrush still dead, now completely buried. Why in God’s name is he dressed like an olde tyme Coney Island muscle man? Where is the handlebar mustache?

I wonder what he’s getting out of it except exposure? Does he really want to be memorialized in a sappy song once it’s over? There’s no way this is making him more bankable as an actor or landing him more roles. It’s odd.

*looks down at spare tired* *sighs* *continues eating mac n cheese*

Plus the small heart tattoo with a T in it. That is difficult work.

Such a good comment, yikes.

It honestly just looks like maybe she exhaled at that moment or something.

Yeah, things like uteruses take up space, which is why even really thin women’s lower abdomens bulge. It’s just so commonly photoshopped out that we seem to have forgotten that that is in fact how bodies look.

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

And (hopefully) fake tattoos with my initial in a heart are de rigeur for any new relationship I’m in. I think Swift has finally found someone as thirsty as her. Hiddleston is practically dehydrated.

I’m confused. Do people think her belly looks large? Are we looking at the same picture?

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

Just wait until she titles her next hit “The lovesong of J. Thomas Hiddleston".