Let’s play some name game!  I see your Barkevious Mingo and raise you a Mingo Fishtrap.  Who’s next?

and from the ashes, the phoenix rises...jesus h have-a-star

Non-smoker, non-vaper, non-drug user here. What purpose would a fanny pack serve me?

Non-smoker, non-vaper, non-drug user here. What purpose would a fanny pack serve me?

Might I suggest...

Is it a typo, or was he really staked a TOTAL of $1750 for the two events?  That seems like it should be a non-issue for a professional gambler.  Why look for backers for such a small amount?

This comment is so good, you should mention it on your resume

But he was a good football player...

I work out five nights a week, finish around 9, and then eat dinner around 930-1000.  Would this be considered late night eating?  I do have some problems waking up around 3-4 and having trouble falling back asleep.  I chalked it up to needing less sleep

While that stat is gaudy as hell, I don’t know if that’s more harsh than the passing comparison: 650 to 250, with accuracy at ~80% vs ~50%.  There was a ten minute stretch at the start of the game where the Thai didn’t manage a single possession.  US would attack, Thai would clear, the US would recover the ball and…

Still, the wildly celebratory World Cup goal celebrations (first goal or not) are inappropriate when a game is 11-0.

That face belongs in a Cialis commercial

Is it part of the ref’s contract that they’re identified on air before each game? I feel like making them as faceless as possible could curb some of their attention-grabbing behaviors. It’s hard to back up the statement “nobody is here to see you” when the broadcast announces the names of these “you’s” to millions of…

Mom, is that you?

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He’d probably be pissed...

Thanks for writing this, I was smiling and enjoying some good goosebumps the whole way through.

All because Trump decided on a Pharrell track at his weekend rally? Pe-tty.

Do they also offer the opportunity to trade it in after a year if you want to upgrade to the newest handset?  Honest question.

no Battle Arena Toshinden?  It might be laughable as a game now, but i remember being amazed at it’s visuals way back then

And this right here is the reason I signed up for it when the X dropped last year. If something compelling came out this year, I knew I could get it and just keep paying the ~$60/month. Or, go the whole 24 months, have an iPhoneX to hand down at the end of it, and choose to do the thing all over again with the iPhone…