Valerie Scogin, a high school mathematics teacher in Slidell, La. is under fire after parents discovered a Facebook post by the amateur social media sociologist and Melissa McCarthy lookalike

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You’re assuming the pitcher is just a kid.  He looks about 20

I was watching that scene unfold, and the sight of him continuing to shoot even as he was getting trampled (with a smile on his face, to boot) immediately grabbed my attention. What a pro.

You have someone’s spikes hit you in the shins while running at full speed and not want to collapse on the ground screaming in pain

This entire column is gold, Tom.  The scene where they get into that brawl, and Mr. Furious spends the entire time trying to rip the emblem off the front of the car gets me every time.

This entire column is gold, Tom. 

I think you meant fivehead...

I keep doing it, but they keep coming!

HOW DO I GET THESE SERVICES TO STOP PLAYING BOYCE AVENUE?!?!?

I’m still firmly in the kitchen shears camp. The first thing I thought of when I read the headline was the image of dozens of tiny scratches on my plates!

IDK...Apple’s got your physical and email addresses, and a list of anything you’ve ever purchased from them. That seems more by design than incompetence.

Did you run a coherent thought through some sort of TrumpTweet generator? This is superb.

I’m convinced Alexa is listening in on my conversations at home and relaying them back to HQ. I just had a talk with my kids about doing this very thing over the weekend.

I’m convinced Alexa is listening in on my conversations at home and relaying them back to HQ. I just had a talk with…

Toilets and bathtubs. No matter how busy I am, or how lousy I feel, those get done at least once a week...and done well.

Better than the edu discounts would be to look at their refurbished listings. It takes a little while for their newest offerings to make it onto the list, but the discounts tend to be worth the wait, the warranty is the same, AND they’re eligible for AppleCare.

Googled “Superb Owl” and came up with nothing. Super Bowl makes much more sense.

Pull that thumb in...bear claw style!

Pull that thumb in...bear claw style!

Was just about to comment the same. I get that Nobu has convinced people that this is a delicacy, but seriously, walk into ANY Japanese restaurant and order “miso butterfish”...your Japanese grandparents have been making this dish this way (for much cheaper), for decades

Boars don’t kill people. Boats do. Are you sure you didn’t mean you wanted to go boat hunting with your father?