While that stat is gaudy as hell, I don’t know if that’s more harsh than the passing comparison: 650 to 250, with accuracy at ~80% vs ~50%.  There was a ten minute stretch at the start of the game where the Thai didn’t manage a single possession.  US would attack, Thai would clear, the US would recover the ball and…

Still, the wildly celebratory World Cup goal celebrations (first goal or not) are inappropriate when a game is 11-0.

That face belongs in a Cialis commercial

Is it part of the ref’s contract that they’re identified on air before each game? I feel like making them as faceless as possible could curb some of their attention-grabbing behaviors. It’s hard to back up the statement “nobody is here to see you” when the broadcast announces the names of these “you’s” to millions of…

Mom, is that you?

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He’d probably be pissed...

Thanks for writing this, I was smiling and enjoying some good goosebumps the whole way through.

All because Trump decided on a Pharrell track at his weekend rally? Pe-tty.

Do they also offer the opportunity to trade it in after a year if you want to upgrade to the newest handset?  Honest question.

no Battle Arena Toshinden?  It might be laughable as a game now, but i remember being amazed at it’s visuals way back then

And this right here is the reason I signed up for it when the X dropped last year. If something compelling came out this year, I knew I could get it and just keep paying the ~$60/month. Or, go the whole 24 months, have an iPhoneX to hand down at the end of it, and choose to do the thing all over again with the iPhone…

Valerie Scogin, a high school mathematics teacher in Slidell, La. is under fire after parents discovered a Facebook post by the amateur social media sociologist and Melissa McCarthy lookalike

MFer...

You’re assuming the pitcher is just a kid.  He looks about 20

I was watching that scene unfold, and the sight of him continuing to shoot even as he was getting trampled (with a smile on his face, to boot) immediately grabbed my attention. What a pro.

You have someone’s spikes hit you in the shins while running at full speed and not want to collapse on the ground screaming in pain

This entire column is gold, Tom.  The scene where they get into that brawl, and Mr. Furious spends the entire time trying to rip the emblem off the front of the car gets me every time.

This entire column is gold, Tom. 

I think you meant fivehead...