I keep doing it, but they keep coming!

HOW DO I GET THESE SERVICES TO STOP PLAYING BOYCE AVENUE?!?!?

I’m still firmly in the kitchen shears camp. The first thing I thought of when I read the headline was the image of dozens of tiny scratches on my plates!

IDK...Apple’s got your physical and email addresses, and a list of anything you’ve ever purchased from them. That seems more by design than incompetence.

Did you run a coherent thought through some sort of TrumpTweet generator? This is superb.

I’m convinced Alexa is listening in on my conversations at home and relaying them back to HQ. I just had a talk with my kids about doing this very thing over the weekend.

I’m convinced Alexa is listening in on my conversations at home and relaying them back to HQ. I just had a talk with…

Toilets and bathtubs. No matter how busy I am, or how lousy I feel, those get done at least once a week...and done well.

Better than the edu discounts would be to look at their refurbished listings. It takes a little while for their newest offerings to make it onto the list, but the discounts tend to be worth the wait, the warranty is the same, AND they’re eligible for AppleCare.

Googled “Superb Owl” and came up with nothing. Super Bowl makes much more sense.

Pull that thumb in...bear claw style!

Pull that thumb in...bear claw style!

Was just about to comment the same. I get that Nobu has convinced people that this is a delicacy, but seriously, walk into ANY Japanese restaurant and order “miso butterfish”...your Japanese grandparents have been making this dish this way (for much cheaper), for decades

Boars don’t kill people. Boats do. Are you sure you didn’t mean you wanted to go boat hunting with your father?

Listen, Patrick. I need you to write a specific Spotify Lifehack: How To Tweak Spotify To Stop Playing Boyce Avenue.

Can someone educate me on this, because I don’t want to sound like an apologist. I think it’s outrageous that one star was able to wring another 1.5M while the other was paid a per diem, but would a Wahlberg-type be privy to what his co-star was paid and issue some sort of “it’s her or me” demand? Or, do these…

Shooter is as good a guilt watch as anything out there..including Armageddon

All of this because Ball Bro #2 filched an LV bag...

This comment makes me want to eat shoots and leave(s)

Do they come in another color?

Too soon.