Late luncher, here. I do it because it makes the afternoons so much shorter, and I can hold out longer in the hours between breakfast and lunch. Who wouldn’t want to wrap it up for the day just a couple of hours after eating lunch?

Claire, do you mean 1/2 cup salt for eight lemon wedges? I must know...I’m planning on doing this as soon as I get home tonight!

(P)Oops...

It’s nice to see a Deuce dropping things for once.

Tom, is it fair to ding Draymond and Klay for never approaching that breakout game when the Steph-KD combo was working well for the whole series? I’m not disputing that Golden State needed KD, but maybe the former two didn’t have statement games because it was never needed.

Considering he’d take Sundays off, sure.

IDK. He seems to know enough about the laws he’s always threatening to change.

It’s because the 4 smaller quarters indicate a more stable business and the presence of momentum than the -3+1. If the -3+1 company doesn’t have that +1 quarter, they’re in a worse situation than the company that loses the smaller gains from one quarter but can still lean on the gains from the other three.

Good lord you just dropped a Bamba

w E ll (SP) d o N e!

For serious...

Who’s the guy trying to capture all the excitement on his...flip phone?

The ‘Cars and Coffee’ package?

Gordon Hayward in a Maroon 5 haircut playing in front 15,000 extras from the set of Village of the Damned. 

Asking if free shipping encourages freer spending and then trying to get me to buy five pounds of gummi cherries?

Is it possible that we see the age when people start to collect go up to account for the fact that you stay in the workforce much longer than before? People regularly live into their 80s (at least where I am). The SS system wasn’t designed to pay someone for 20+ years, was it?

just me, or was every sketch much shorter, too? idk if that was because they’re on in prime time, now, but it was especially noticeable in the Kellyane Conaway (Conway?) sketch

“you filthy people”