Violator’ed

Jokes are always funnier after they’re explained to me.

So was mine. We’re related!

Selfish? Explain yourself.

You know your stuff, Pvt.

#COTD

Not so. You got to watch Magic Johnson play basketball.

Answer: A bear

As an aspiring wealthy heir, I can support this. Does anyone know where I might find rich parents?

Not if they’re watching closely to what just happened at ESPN. It may be billions, but it won’t be anywhere near what ESPN paid.

Pretend I don’t make paella. What could this pan replace in my kitchen? It’s gorgeous and i want to own it, but I also want to use it

Pretend I don’t make paella. What could this pan replace in my kitchen? It’s gorgeous and i want to own it, but I…

Thank you for providing me with the perfect cover story for perpetually, err, soiled underwear

If you’re coming to Lifehacker for your “journalism”, the problem is yours...not Andy’s

Yours is a true Highlight

i should’ve read through the whole thread and starred you, instead of taking the time to essentially write the same thing. ah well, here you go

I was wondering about that last part. IIRC it just means that any evidence used to convict him can’t be used against him (his estate) in a civil action. But! Being that the burden of proof is lower in a civil vs. criminal trial, would it matter much? Preponderance of evidence vs. beyond a reasonable doubt.

Oh, absolutely. The situation would dictate my decision as well. If I’m traveling back from something work-related, I’m more likely to accept the voucher than if I’m on personal travel. My point was just that not accepting the voucher and getting to your destination when you originally planned shouldn’t be viewed…

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An Old

Forreals. Can they just start calling the first round what it is, Regular Season+?

Oh Ross, don’t Douthat.