What the hell am I watching? How did that happen?!?

How well does this thing keep? If I’m making 4 cups of it (and I am!), I can’t use it all in one sitting. How long before the fluffy goodness is no more?

Was watching this last night on a repeat, and I couldn’t turn away. Long’s stare after each successful turn...so intense

In one of those Crown Royal pouches...

You mean Comic-Con, I’m guessing

I wish I could live in this entire thread. Thank you.

You’re on a fucking roll!

I’ve come to the realization that my son is a really, really good kid, and a terrible, TERRIBLE brother. I get that there’s no cure-all, but I’m definitely guilty of some of the things in this article. It’s worth giving a shot, I guess.

this article could not have been posted at a better time...i was just thinking about leaving my five-year-old out on the curb for someone to claim.

Wrong. Fold that fucker in half. One piece. I could totally go for another piece of pizza in two hours!

Oof.

It’s a good thing you moved out of there!

Who *wouldn’t* be down for AN4L?

If the poop is goopy enough to stick to your butt, it’s mostly water anyway. And these things spray with some force...it’s not like running a water fountain and hoping that gets you clean.

Disclaimer: You only asked 3 friends

Right? What could have po$$e$$ed them to do it? I usually have a cents about these things, but I can’t figure this one out.

Amen, brother

If you’re in a cubicle farm, hard drive magnets are your best friend. i use them to hang papers and photos and manage cables. Hell, I gorilla glued eight of them to the back of a 3-ft whiteboard and that thing isn’t moving.

I hate hate HATE this fucking ad. It always seems to play when I want to watch a video that’s less than a minute long.

I hate hate HATE this fucking ad. It always seems to play when I want to watch a video that’s less than a minute…

Have you tried Spotify for that? I believe a device only needs to check in once every 30 days