You’re a monster.

David,

When I make a ham and cheese sandwich, I use the cheese to spread the mayo on the bread instead of a knife.

Trust me, you aren’t the only one. In Hawaii, the title of this article was changed to “How to Cook Rice the Wrong Way”.

A beej he couldn’t take to completion?

I couldn’t get past “toothless maw”. Don’t think I need to read any more of these...

#studioporn

I think it’s also valuable to look at how Welker left the game before signing with the Rams. He didn’t retire and then decide that it didn’t suit him. He was involuntarily unemployed. Chasing dollars or not, I think human nature says we all want to step away on our terms, and this will probably allow him to do so.

Having done exactly what you said, I can confirm this is the case. Although, I must say that there’s something grown-up about having the worries about my wife and kids supplanting my own. But hey, that’s what life insurance is for, right?

Your commitment to staying in character is an inspiration.

Re: reporting an incident, I recall seeing somewhere that it notes your location as soon as you tap the pin button, giving you time to finish tapping through the details of the hazard?

The hands. It’s always the way the hands curl up that makes me cringe...like, the dude has reverted and is now as helpless as an infant.

Bob Mould approves.

Good stuff! I know you advocate for analog tools, but i just have to get a plug in for Trello...which is the tool I use. Having a task stare at me like a neglected child usually means that task gets completed within a day or two

Extreme Conditioning perk IRL

Bless your black heart

“Well then, we good?”

That poor kid was a victim of the Turley Hurley.

So, an environment where potential NFL quarterbacks can spend three or four years learning? I can’t think of one off the top of my head, but I’ll give it the old college try.

For sure, winning this game would’ve meant more to the Clips than it did to the Warriors. What does it do to the psyche of your team when your opponent—the same opponent you’ve spent the summer plotting against—seems to toy with you and decides that, nope, you don’t get to win this one?