How’s about cashing that ticket out first and THEN posting the selfie with the straight cash homie!

I guess I read that differently? I saw that as a comparison against the biggest artist of 2014-15...who happens to be female.

Word of warning re: armband, the plastic film cover will become unreadable in short order due to a combination of exposure to elements, sunscreen, and sweaty fingers. But don’t worry, that same combination will attack the adhesive on the velcro strip, causing it to separate from the band rendering it unwearable…

Word of warning re: armband, the plastic film cover will become unreadable in short order due to a combination of…

But did you read the answers? No shit they provide very little...isn’t that the point?

That’s a glass half-empty approach. Chances are, with brain damage, the rest of your life really isn’t that long.

Seriously, Lloyd?!

after she found out I hearted another girl’s tweet

I started using it for this reason (quasi-curation) too, after Google Reader was shuttered. It was good for that, but Feedly is such a great service, Twitter has been pushed out. I keep my account active just because it makes it easier to register for message boards.

Leslie, you say Twitter needs to get less “insider-y”. How do you mean?

“Kenny B. Badde”

Nancy probably gave him polite handjobs while he leafed through a copy of LIFE magazine.

“You don’t have the rank to be telling Tom where the cookie dough is.”

I think you meant to ask Kristin this question, because, how the hell would I know?

You mean I can save ten whole dollars by paying for the year in advance?!?

What, exactly, are we looking at? There’s an elbow where his dick should be.

Has it been a year already?! Huzzah!

“JUST WIPE THE TABLE, AND MAKE SURE NO NUTS TOUCH MY FOOD!”

Oof. +1

I wish it had a feature that allowed me to share my exact location with people I choose (and vice versa), so that my location shows up on their map. Twist was a great app that did this very thing, and I miss that feature greatly.

This is just great. Thanks for sharing.