@NikRitter: Oh yeah?! Well, I’m rubber and you’re gl-

Maybe.

I didn't know Lebron had a gambling problem.

You’re taking this a little too seriously. If you aren’t familiar with Dan Gilbert, you should read his wiki...and be Quicken about it.

Is this a routine that you two worked on or something?

I think this is Pop’s post-coital face.

Enough with the pussyfooting. Inquiring minds want to know: Is 1989 any good?

As cold as every side of a corpse.

Enjoy your time in the greys. You won’t be here long.

+1 for keeping it in the family

mama, there goes that adulterous man.

Probably because some asshole would shorten it to IHOP.

Wait, so did you just argue that losing Game 1 in OT mattered, or that it didn’t?

I hope someone pulls this out of the greys. I just wish I was the guy who could do it.

He's definitely got a high motor.

Creative.

I’ve lost myself in this exquisite metaphor. I don’t even know who’s supposed to be the girlfriend and who is the champagne room, but I love it.

Why does a God need to “have it in” for somebody? Why couldnt he just want the Warriors to win and Iggy to be MVP, ya fuckin’ heathen?!

Jeez Louise, that went deep.