Keep it on the field of play, yo.

That chinstrap is just a pale imitator:

Ow.

I would make it a little more water than what Kristin is suggesting here for white rice, as brown rice tends to be a little heartier and fibrous and absorbs more moisture.

Always incestuous child molestation truthers.

She is absolutely smoking. And also makes music that I cannot tolerate.

I’m partial to 2006’s knotty, elegiac Destroyer’s Rubies, which is like reading Ulysses while lazily floating down a river on a blowup toy alligator

That struck me as odd, too. I mean, the guy is writing about all the skills he’s acquired and the type of things he gets to do during an engagement, but he’s too modest to discuss the pay? If he’s sincere about wanting more people to join the profession, giving them an idea of what they could earn should be a…

A bump is sometimes all it takes.

You’re doing it correctly.

Playing catch with a few hundred people seems like a pretty fun thing to do.

It was hard to make out from where I was sitting, but it sure looked like one of the teams in a conference finals game gave up about halfway through the second quarter. At home.

Nah. IIRC didn’t SOCOM and SOCOM2 on the PS2 have a dance button precisely for times like this.

They’re the worst.

I was really hoping for a sighting just for last times’ sake. Even though it would’ve been an audience pleaser, I don’t think that’s Dave’s MO.

Or, save it to top off a Bloody Mary. Fantastic!

This this this. As NFL punishments go, it usually sucks to be the second guy caught for something. If this is the punishment for the FIRST offender, holy shit what's the next one going to look like?

Schefter?

I'm not sure that's how it works...

Gross. +1